JONGIN & KYUNGSOO EDITION ; 

"Hello." Kyungsoo greets Jongin, not much amusement in his eyes. He doesn't exactly understand the point of this but he kind of does at the same time. Still, the whole process was stupid nonetheless, a little ignorant for Sooman hyun's side because as if they could get anything by playing speed date pretend. "I'm Do Kyungsoo."

Jongin plays a better role because he's giving Kyungsoo one of his provocative smiles, a bit similar to Flynn Rider and Kyungsoo feels like puking on his face.

"Hi." Jongin grins. "Kim Jongin, Kai, the names you'll be calling tonight."

He gives the him a dissatisfied frown but decides to ignore it for the better of their sake.

"So, Kim Jongin, Kai, the names you'll be calling tonight," folding his hands in his lap, he narrows his eyes and sits still. "uh— tell me about yourself."

Taking the hint that Kyungsoo meant business, he says, "I like to dance," a nod to affirm, he asks, "How about you, what are your hobbies?"

With a dreamy sigh escaping his lips, Kyungsoo answers, "I like to write dark poetry at the dead of the night and I haven't seen light for the past 5 months, had it not been for the Dark Lord to convince me to find recruits."

"Okaaaaay." Hiding his urge to laugh, he proceeds, "So... do you... like sports?"

Kyungsoo does not respond. Instead, he lets his face give him the answer the young man needs.

Jongin laughs. "I'll take that as a no."

YIXING & KRIS EDITION ; 

There isn't anything more outrageously ridicolous besides the followiing questions listed in the card. He looks at the rest of the crew though they seem to be getting along fine so he shrugs his thoughts away and asks Yixing anyways.

"So Yixing," he clears his throat and stares hard at the words written. Sooman hyung seriously needed to get his penmanship checked, that or he needed to get tested for micrographia because that's a dangerous sign for Parkinson's Disease. "What's your view on violence?"

As if he didn't have enough in his noggin, Yixing sighs dreamily and repeats, "Mhm... violence."

Yifan frowns. "Yes. Violence."

"But there's a whole lot of violence."

"Indeed there is." Yifan hisses beneath his breath, "Just answer the question, damn it."

Since he insists. "Well..." he trails off, eyes wandering off to the view outside his window, making Yifan question whether he was sleepy or high as fuck. "Violence is never the answer, unless the question is 'What is never the answer'. But if you answered violence to 'What is never the answer', you are wrong because violence is never the answer."

His mouth forming into a straight line, Yifan's mind go blank and all he ends up doing is stare at him. Stares hard.

CHANYEOL & TAO EDITION ; 

"So Zitao," Chanyeol grins at him and hows how much he's enthusiastic to be paired up with his model friend. Regardless of him already knowing everything about him, he still asks because that's what it says on the card. "What do you do for a living?"

Tao, who is a little less excited than Chanyeol, frowns slight while answering, "Oh, I model. How about you?"

"DJ." With a nod, he offers, "I work all around Hongdae and I can rap too. Want to hear some raps? They don't call me Channie Bass Drops for a reason you know."

Tao merely snorts at his nickname. "Uh— okay Channie Bass Drops, let's hear it."

Clearing his throat, he begins to spit out rhymes and does his best to impress Tao, imagining the two of them to be meeting for the first time at an actual speed dating event.

"Yo, yo, yo. Wobble-dy wobble-wa, wa-wa-wa-wobble. I be stacking 'dem paypah my wallet look like a bibble."

Trying hard not to laugh, Tao hides his face beneath his hands and whispers, "God, you're a hopeless case."

A / N : hi yes, hi okay so we're alive and we're not dead and i actually did a teaser without minjung's permission and ive revealed my true identity because i couldNT TAKE IT ANYMORE ( hi this is rin if we've never met before and gomen for hiding it cries okay cries in a corner ) and this is kind of my first time writing for a fanfic after a while and i know ive beem m.i.a and im sorry and i know i have two other apply stories and i just— cry okay bc too many feels and i— 

just enjoy the first short teaser as i figure out what to do next sobs ; ;  

A / N : hi this is minjung it's ok rin ily anyways. so uhm yeah, we've been very mia and we're very sorry about that but we'll discuss something rin and i hoh ho hoho ho. ok bye.