VOLUME LXXXII: Vertical F ~ Vampire Twins X (excerpt)

Two thin shadows floated down from the sky... and got themselves caught in a bare tree.

"Hey... Junki. Look." One skinny shadow spoke to the other as they both dangled from two low branches. "That's cool. We have shadows. But... I thought we didn't have shadows." When the skinny shadow didn't get a response, it gave the other skinny shadow a poke. And the other skinny shadow returned the skinny shadow's poke with a punch.

"Jaejoong, you've been reading one too many vampire books written by lovesick women in their old age."

"But Grams doesn't have a shadow... and she's a vamp like us."

"Grams doesn't have a shadow because she's a ing foot mat slash vampire slash human slash werewolf slash bigfoot. Now shut up." The shadow called Junki wrestled free from the tough branch holding him captive. "Seriously... how the do we always end up in a tree?"

"I think it's because we're in the middle of the woods and there's lots of trees in the middle of the woods."

Junki grabbed the shadow named Jaejoong by the ankles and yanked him free. "It was a rehetorical question."

"Like how do I know the difference? What if you want me to answer and I think it's a rehetorical question and I don't answer and you get mad?"