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The 12 men

Kris 

Ace 

Kris' fiancee

White cream, confetti, balloons, clothes, plants, food, dogs, 12 men and all ridiculous things were all everywhere in Kris' house. After the wild party that they all had last night, they completely forgot about what happened. Cuddling a rabbit under the blanket, Kris was still sleeping soundly, unaware of anything around him. He felt just peaceful, nothing could stop him from his slumber. His head was just as heavy as stonehenge until he didn't have any willingness to get up from his bed. 

"Oh, man!!!! Oh, no!!! Dude!!!!" 

A tall man was screwed up, finding himself sleeping on the cold floor as kissing with a turtle. He pulled back his black hair and looked around if something had happened, it was all totally messed up. Clearly, he could see ducks on the kitchen counter, he just couldn't believe what he was seeing right now. 

"Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!" 

He saw at his right side, his best friend named Baekhyun started his weird ritual in the morning. Baekhyun wore a yellow custom of Big Bird in Sesame Street and acted like completely a bird. 

"What are you doing, fool?" Chanyeol asked the shorter man

"What's wrong with this?" Baekhyun acted like nothing was wrong while replying Chanyeol. He even turned around in front of him like a princess who showed her new royal dress. "Me and Chen decided to wear this." 

"You and Chen???" The tall man made sure about what Baekhyun said before and right after Baekhyun nodded, Chen showed up as he did ballerina's move that Kai taught him before 

"Woooo~~ Yeeaaahhh~" With the voice of Kyungsoo's, the mother Kim Jongdae show off his ballet skill still with his 'Big Bird' custom 

"Kim Jongdae's here~" Chen danced in front of them like there was no tomorrow, even he asked for Kai his Jong 'bro'' to dance with him as well. Chanyeol looked like a total fool in front of these fools, he couldn't get what this all meant.

"Hey, hey, stop, wait!" Luhan, the manliest of all the men stopped their childish action and walking like a queen. "Where's the baby?":

"Huh? W-what? What did you say? Baby???" Chanyeol asked the older man 

"Well, SURPRISE!!!! Kris has son! It's human not an annoying white little which can't talk named Ace. DUH." Luhan grew his eyes, seeing Chanyeol who was still in confusion

"I got him! I got him! I got him!!" A panda male held a little kid in his arms, he was drooling on Tao's black shirt while he approached his besties 

"Oh, finally!! Here comes our little buddy!!!" Baekhyun, Chen, Kai, Kyungsoo and Luhan chirped. All of them tried to get the son's attention but the little bundle only drooled and laughed constantly 

"What is that thing????" Chanyeol tried to get the answer from these idiots 

"From our knowledge, it's a real human baby." From the door, Suho who just struggled with plants which blocked the entrance of the messed living room finally could join the others. "Me, Sehun and Xiumin got this paper." The short man showed off the paper to everyone that he was holding 

"Kris was sleeping with Ace the alpaca plushie before in his bed, then, when i was about to wake him up, Ace was gone and it turned into that little buddy. So, i just changed the baby with a rabbit. Practically, he's sleeping with a rabbit right now." Xiumin explained of what happened that he saw 

"Kris, please take care of our son. He needs you, i can't take care of him anymore. I'm sorry, goodbye."  

Sehun read the paper after gathering all the people in one room, they were all listening to the youngest one very carefully.  At first, he were all just okay with that, it was just a son. After absorbing more, they all became dumfounded, their jaws's dropped. Their eyes blinked many times, all the words were registered to their limited brain slowly, piece by piece, it became cleared puzzle. After 2 minutes, they all remembered something important, they all looked at each other's eyes and made sure they all thought about the same thing. 

"AMBER!!"

The 11 men shouted in unison, they all went crazy, unsure what to do right now. They all wandered the whole house, thinking what to do and what to tell to Kris' beloved woman whom Kris would marry soon. 

"We should wake Kris up first!" Yixing suggested and they all were in a rush into Kris' bedroom. They didn't care if they just slammed the door and jumped in Kris' bed. 

"Hmm... Amber... You're so good... Babe..." 

Kris moaned in his sleep, feeling the ticklish because the white rabbit sniffed his nose. He cuddled more the rabbit as he felt its fur on his face but he still didn't recognize it. 

"KRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!" 

"WAKE UP YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!" 

"GIANT GET UP!!!!!!!" 

One by one, they all shouted to Kris' ears until the tallest guy opened his eyes widely in shock by looking at them all. He became the angry dragon right away because they all ruined his sweet moment with his fiancee in his dreamland. 

"WHAT THE HELL?!?! ARE YOU GUYS NUTS!!!!!!!!!" Kris shouted back at them all. "I'm dreaming about my precious gem as cuddling my adorable alpaca and what you guys do to me???????" He was complaining because of them, scolding them one by one. "What are you wearing, trolls?" Kris looked at Baekhyun and Chen and felt disgusted about them two. "And you, Kungfu Panda, what are you holding? Why is it crying while looking at me? Turn it off!!!" 

"Oh you little er! He's your son!" Xiumin as the oldest hit Kris' head and made Kris see his son clearly in Tao's hands 

"Whose son you said????" Kris felt like he fell into his wonderland again but it felt like turning into nightmare 

"He's YOUR son, Kris! YOUR SON! YOU. HAVE. A. ING. SON!" Luhan said with full of emphasizing in every word he said so that Kris could digest his words fast 

"And it's from another woman." Kai added what Luhan just said 

"No, no way.." Kris shook his head slowly. "You must be kidding me, right?? This is my son! ACE!!" Kris held the white rabbit and showed it to his friends without his realization 

"Nice try, that's a rabbit not Ace." Suho made it clear and Kris desperately looked at the thing in his hands 

"WHERE'S ACE????" He asked all of them 

"Kris, please take care of our son. He needs you, i can't take care of him anymore. I'm sorry, goodbye."  Sehun read it one more time in front of Kris 

"I think that woman changed Ace with this kid when we were ed up." Chanyeol acted like he was the greatest detective Sherlock Holmes 

"Man, you ed someone ages ago?" Baekhyun asked Kris the question to make sure that this kid was really his

"NO! Of course not! I adore my Amber, she's the love of my life. I won't cheat her." Kris shook his head, telling it all to his best friends but they all gave him questioning look. "Err... No, wait.... I think.... I ed our senior in high school before. What's her name? Song Hye Kyo? Song Ji Hyo? Sing A Song?" 

"SONG QIAN!!!" 

They all shouted in unison, the baby cried again because of their shouting. Kris looked at the baby helplessly then, covered his body with the wide blanket. 

"Oh, bros... I'm ed! Totally ed!!" Kris almost let out his tears, thinking about how to tell this to his fiancee. His fiancee was very independent woman, she's totally smart, high class, had great manners, could manage everything smoothly, she was totally awesome and perfectionist, unlike him and his messed friends. He even didn't know why she loved him and agreed to stay with him for the rest of her life after his proposing last day. 

"What about my sparkling Amber who is very precious and expensive, no stupid man could get her but me?? She would break me up, no..." He jumped out of his bed and went out from the bedroom, followed by others. "She wouldn't marry me, oh Gosh!! If only you know how hard i tried to get her heart." 

"Oh, MAN!!!! What's this????? Too many trash in my house!!!" After getting out of his bedroom and seeing what happened in his house, he was super surprise. It was like he had been attacked right into his heart and it would never get healed. "What did we do last night??????" 

"We don't know either!" Suho replied the tall man. 

"Clean this up!!! Hurry!!" Kris shouted to all of them, trying to clean the mess. "Amber will come today, i promised her to cook for breakfast." 

"Really??? Then, what about your son??" Tao asked Kris and reminded him of the son 

"What son?? That thing is yours not mine!" Kris denied it 

"But Kris--" Luhan tried to interrupt 

"No, buts!!! Just clean your butts before my fiancee's coming." Kris scolded all of them. 

They all tried to clean the mess, from the main door until the back of the house. They couldn't believe that they had wild party last night until they discovered that Kris had a baby and it was a boy. 

Ding Dong....

Ding Dong....

Ding Dong.....

"Kris? Kris, where are you, honey?" Amber just opened the door because neither anyone answered her nor opened the door for her. She wandered the house but couldn't find anybody 

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" 

Amber shouted as held her cheeks, Kris's eyes widened when seeing his fiancee came to see him this fast. 

"Oh, babe!!" Kris approached her who was being stunned in front of the door. "Babe, Amber, llama, please, i can explain this..."