A Distorted Fairytale

Description

Rumpelstiltskin? Ha, think again. His name isn't quite as complicated as that. It's something quite simple, really, and if you can't guess it... well, he'd be following you forever, boy.

Foreword

~A Distorted Fairytale~

Hyesung grinned triumphantly, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "So, is your name... Rumpelstiltskin?"

The man was shocked as he made a distorted, gagging face. "The devil told you that! The devil told you that!"

Cue evil laugh from Hyesung, as he now expected the man to tear himself in half. But he didn't. He suddenly stopped screaming, and stared at Hyesung with a deadpan, 'not amused' expression. "Yeah, no. But who in the devil's name would give such a horrendous name to a child! Ew, that is SO not my name. My mom was way better than that, you know."

Hyesung's jaw dropped almost to the ground; he was fairly sure of the name, could it be that he had pronounced it wrong? "But... but... the Grimm Brothers fairytale said--"

The man rolled his eyes and tapped his feet impatiently. "Grimm WHO? Try again, boy. That so totally ain't my name."

 

 

 

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A/N: Yeah IDEK Guys I'm being random tonight, I'm too happy that I finally finished Truth Within lol

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siberian
#1
Chapter 1: *rolls on the bed laughing my off* it's weird, because i can totally imagine eric doing his signature thumbs-up and spewing the cheesy lines! oh my god!
TakeshimaTaki-desu #2
Chapter 1: that was a lot of laugh you gave me! nyahahahahaah!!! oh dear oh dear, do i adore your writing.. hahahah!!! ^_____^
jun-kified #3
Chapter 1: HAHAHA I love your story!
CM_Style
#4
Chapter 1: This is way too weird. I LOVE IT! This love playing while Eric as posing. Hahahah! Rally nicely done!
bacon_noona #5
Chapter 1: LOOOL OMG. THIS WAS GREAT. The ending was my favourite. <3
neon_fighter #6
I was like 'WTH' am I reading. But I laughed my off!!!!! I loved this a lot!!!!! XD
pandorasnowhearts
#7
Chapter 1: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BUT OMFG IT'S SO PERFECT IT'S LIKE SATIRE BUT FUNNIER?
THANK YOU
I'M CRYING
GOOD NIGHT
minnah0804
#8
Chapter 1: LMAAAAAOOOO THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
i lolling hard at Madonna and suddenly This Love played!!! OMG!!!!! Rumpeltiltskin or whatever it just hahahaha.

ya know, its like im reading a child story but got changed into a comedy and gay story. lmao. XDDD

its past midnight, and i'm giggling alone at my room. (hope no one heard it and giggling together with me. -.-)
Gwillion
#9
Chapter 1: Oh my god, this was just great. XD You should get high on caffeine and sugar more often! Just kidding, just kidding, but this was such am awesome read. XD Especially from you since I'm used to the serious fics, so I applaud you!! I laughed like an idiot. This is a fairytale indeed, hahahaha. XD So unique too! Great job!