"That's how they do it in Canada"

If THAT is how they do it in Canada, no one will honestly live there.

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“2 egg yolks.” Kris read it out loud.

“Coming right up!” Chen took an egg and cracked it in a small bowl. “The yolk, eh?” He tried scooping up the yolk with a spoon, but then the circle broke and the yolk spread. “Aww,”

“That’s not how you do it,” Kris said as he took the other egg from Chen’s hands. “This is how you do it.” He took a fork and made a small hole at the top of the egg. He then took a straw and inserted in the egg.

“Are you sure that’s the right way?” Chen asked as he saw Kris sipping the egg whites. Kris shrugged.

“That’s how they do it in Canada.” He handed the egg to Chen.

“Want some?”

“No thanks.”

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