Once upon a time there was a woman who wished for a child that was cute as a puppy, had hair that changed colour as often as a mood ring, and had a tongue that just wasn’t capable of staying in its mouth.

This woman was an idiot. Therefore, she died.

Her wish had come true, however, for before she relieved the world of a small percentage of stupidity, she gave birth to a baby boy who possessed all of these traits. His name was Sehun, and he was a princess.