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Jungkook : Hold on, hyung! I'll save you!

Jimin: It's no use, Jungkook-ah! Just save yourself

Jungkook: Nooooooooo!!

Rap: Stop jumping on the couches.

Jungkook: Your amount is infinity..

Jungkook: Everyday you give me energy..

Jungkook: You're so nice to me..

Jungkook:You know that I love you so much

Rap: Stop talking to your cereal!

Jungkook: It's okay, hyung.

Jungkook: I forgive you

Jungkook: Everybody makes mistakes

Jungkook: Take your parents for example for...

V: ...

Jin: Taehyung-ah, what are you doing?

V: Watching.

Jin: What film ?

V: About a Maschotist mother who tried to kill her step-daughter by

ordering her guard to kill her daughter and bring her daughter's heart and lungs.

Jin: Eekk.. so scary. What's the title ?

V: Snow White.

Jin: ...

V: Bwahahaha...

V: OMG! It's so funny..

V: Orz. I can't staph laughing.... Bwahahaha...

Jin: Are you watching a comedy ?

V: Nope. I am watching Final Destination.

Jin:.....

Jungkook: Why's Rapmon Hyung's skin tanned?

V: He drank so much milkshake when he was a child.

Rap: *Drinks avocado juice*

Jungkook: HYUNG! STOP IT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO CHANGE INTO HULK!

Rap: What.

Jin: I love you.

Jin: Would you be my girlfriend?

Suga: Did he talk to his barbie again?

Rap: Definitely.