Now, guys and girls, out there, all of you, writers and crazy people, fangirls and fanboys... the lot of you...

Imagine if your mother (or whoever looks after you, older siblings, i don't know, someone who DOESN'T know this side of you...)  read your dirty fanfics.

THIS... IS THE EPIC STORY OF THE REACTIONS.............

PLEASE NOTE: It's hilariously stupid and should never, ever happen.