utopia reviews. busy and featuring nod from epic.

Description

ay, wha's 'topia-ing?

introduction to the shop

ugly says what? Utopia is a collab graphic and oneshot review shop featuring Nod from Epic. It is a sister shop to dimensional designs, which is featuring Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians. Dreamworks— oh yeah.
wherefore are we utopia? originally, sapphirequeen thought that the netherlands nether regions "netherworld" would be a great name. hyukjaeplease agreed with this conception, but then haughtily declined after realizing the term was a synonym with "hell". hence, the two of them decided a more inviting name should be used for the shop, perhaps one with connotations similar to butterflies, unicorns, and narwhals. magic. utopia was born.
alas, sapphirequeen is quite confused as to why she is writing this blurb in third person point of view as well as why her vocabulary has become more profound. she will shortly begin speaking in the ever-so-woesome and disappointing slang of the modern century.
waw. haw dus 'topia work? basically, you, the requester, decides which one of the two staff members should review your graphic and/or writing piece (story must be less than 10 chapters). we will grade it based on the rubric somewhere below VVV if the work exceeded our expectations ~90% or higher, it will be displayed in utopia, which is a few posts down thar VVV however, if it receives a grade lower than our expectations, an "N" (for Netherworld) will be placed beside the request in the request status page.
how is utopia any different from other review shops? we will not sugar coat any reviews. sugar coating is for and it is not constructive at all. the requester will not learn as much as they could have. also, the two of us are quite experienced in our fields (sapphirequeen with graphics and hyukjaeplease with stories).

intro

we gon run this 'topia con swagcachos

introduction to your reviewers

sapphirequeen

we so flahy, you'd think we're souperman. okay, enough of the uncouth slang in a world where hashtags and yoloswag remarks run rampant in the streets. who are we, you may ask? jessie, james, meowth, that's the name! no. i'm sapphirequeen (jessica or jayz—no copyright violation intended), and many of you may know me as the owner of dimensional designs. well lucky you! i will be available to review your graphics as well as give you some tips for improvement. if any of you are cray enough to try and get me to review your oneshots of stories, i'll gladly accept. huehuehuehue. just so yew knaw, i may incorporate un poquito de spanish en el review when i'm feeling lighthearted or would like to emphasize points.

hyukjaeplease

stOP SENDING STORY REVIEWS TO THE BRAT I WANT SOME REQUESTS TOO. i'm really bad at grammar so that section will be reviewed by another person most of the time. you guys i love fluff. adios comprendos. NO GENDER ROLES. SKIRTS FOR ALL. and ladies and gentlemen, that is your kind and considerate story reviewer ^

reviewers

rules to srsly remember

breakthemandi'llbreakyourneck

van. subscribe para comidas.
tew. comment if you've sent a form then again to notify us that you have read your review.
tres. dont take our reviews too seriously. both of us are hyukjaeplease is an idiots.
foh. password is "STOMPERS"
faiv. stories for reviews must be less than 10 chapters.
*note. credit us maybe? and upvote if ya like.

rules

rubric&request

you ready brochachos?

graphics rubric

first impression: good or bad vibes at first glance? /10
technique: are awkward blending and rough cropping visible to the eye? /20
resources: did you just slap some characters on the canvas and get it over with, or did you use appropriate stocks and textures? /20
composition: does everything flow together neatly and is the whole thing balanced? /20
typography: font and font placement is huge for sq. /20
theme/mood: does your graphic actually fit the mood of the story? /10
total: /100=%

writing rubric

title: looking for whether it's cliched or reveals too much /5
foreword/description: hooking? /10
graphics: does it help enhance the story or not? /5
characters: do they fit the story? you wouldn't put someone frolicking around during a funeral. are they developed and characterized? /20
appearance: of the story and its paragraphs. /10
grammar: can i even understand you? /20
spelling: /10
flow: /10
extras: /10
total: /100=%

REQUEST HERE!

please do not request.

rubric&request

we're in utopia, oh yeah.

for the few who made it

graphics.

van.
tew.
tres.

stories.

van.
tew.
tres.

utopia

creds.

original layout codings and inspiration by 16thday.
mashed&modifed and graphics by sapphirequeen.
hamburger eating and nothing by hyukjaeplease.

back to top?

Foreword

sapphirequeen is cool.
ur a n00b, l0l.

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Comments

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nebulashrimp #1 May 20, 2015 04:42:36

Chapter 6: Just wanted to drop a comment to say hi and thanks- this kind of helps when I read over my own writing :)

bling2jonghyunlover #2 May 8, 2013 05:08:17

I must watch this nod guy.
I have to.
What movie is he in?? :3

ing #3 May 4, 2013 01:53:13

wow i kinda love this concept and all, pretty awesum <3
will subscribe para darles de comer a ustedes
hahaha no, i should stop my spanglish, I'll try to request for a review soon :)