Chapter 14: Moving on.

HANCHUL for LYFE, YO. Yixing, just cuz you're chinese does not equate you to the same level as Han-freakin-Geng. That level is unattainable and will alone be unlocked after: 1) debuting in the same group, 2) cooking beijing fried rice for heechul everyday, 3) managing to warm Heechul's stone-cold SuperSpace Star heart.
Or you could just be Kim Minseok, i dunno.
You're cute and all, Yixing, but nawp.
(Petition for flirty lil Yixing in next chapter! WOOOOOO)

Zelo. Cherry tomatoes. I feel ya, daehyun, i feel ya. HAND-PICKING out kilos of cherry tomatoes is a pain in the . *highfive* (but what can you say, you have asian kiasu blood in ya. MUST. GET. MY. MONEY'S WORTH.OF. ALL. FRESH. TOMATOES.)

Minseok, flour, counter, mess. (I GOT THAT REFERENCE.^O^)
I sniggered like mad at the dig at Minseok's korean skills tho. Good one!

Saving the best for the last.... ICON YIXING.
...he's scaring the outta me.
WHAT DOES CHANYEOL AND YONGGUK WATCH. THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

and I'm petitioning to bring back flirty lil zhang yi xing please.

*hand-claps slowly and dramatically* WHERES THE NEXT CHAPTER.

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Chapter 14: (...I have an excellent sense of humour, don't I. Bwhahahahaha.)

Anyways. *wipes tears of laughter from my eyes* Moving on...

DUDE. Minseok is actually KNOWN for his cooking skills; like how else would the guy get Baozi cheeks if he didn't have made skills in the kitchen. I'm pretty sure Luhan is the useless paperclip in EXO M, when it comes to cooking (XIuHan all the way, yo.)

Kai, oh Kai. Yes, we are aware that you have 2 older sisters; so I suppose your idea of boiling TV dinners is...understandable? Tho Yongguk...no, bro, no. Man cannot live on ramen alone; you will go prematurely bald from wax poisoning.
TS ENT.'s blond bleaching + instant ramen= premature balding. And then baldness leads to an inferiority complex on your looks, which would inevitably affect your song-writing and then your raps will from cliche lyrics thus causing you to lose all your fangirls. (who weren't there for your visuals) And the loss of fangirls will lead to B.A.P's demise, and your downward spiral into gloom, doom, and depression. And THEN you DIE.

So nawp, bro. no ramen. (sorry, i got a lil carried away with my rant; yongguk-ingesting-instant ramen is a topic that I'm very passionate about, k.)

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Chapter 14: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

me likes dis chapter lots.

k, thats all, bai.

Chapter 13: MY GOSH!!!!
The chapters just get even more epic!!! XD
I liked philosophical Yixing lol xD
And I understand Zelo. I'm Gondor light too lol
Btw... Heechul is really from another universe xD he could take the guys out of there with his influence, could he not? And from where did he get that shampoo?? XD

Chapter 13: FINALLY, MY PETITION FOR -ICON YIXING HAS SUCCEEDED. *does victory dance*
...he was not what I was expecting, tho. But anyways. I'll take what I can get. Now, I'm petitioning for flirty lil Zhang Yixing to be in the next chapter. Go forth, and fulfil my wish, minion. (Or you could still keep icon yixing, either way works; hes real amusing now.

Anyways. Moving on.
Tao? Hetroual? *Blinks confusedly* You sure, bro?

3rd, Jongdae got fricking schooled by JONGUP, aka Mr Cheetos, Mr I-got-a-bamin-slamin-bootylicious-body-but-that-was-all-God-gave-me, Mr 4-D Moon Jongup?

...k, fine woman. I concede that Jongdae isnt that all bright either, considering the dude did manage to mistake a toilet for a UFO...

CHANYEOL.
ARMS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID.
good one, i actually did choke on my water when i read it.

And btw....i'm pretty sure jongup's insoles are more tham 2inches...mebbe 5, dude. He IS in a group with zelo after all..

I'm petitioning for flirty lil Yixing in the next chapter....MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE

(How could i forget BIG SPACESTAR KIM HEECHUL, tho. I shall send ye inspiration, so you can add in more fabulousness in the next chapter. )

Cheers!

Chapter 12: I'm glad you updated <3 and yay now Heechul is here ^_^ good job!

Chapter 12: Heechul.
Hee-freakin-Chul.
Kim Heechul, big space superstar is now in Eco Idols.

Woman, you had better have the next chapter up and hidden already, cuz you got some explainin to do.

You know, I always figured yongguk to be that one guy who starts spewing out his true emotions and deep philosophy when he gets weird from lack of sleep. Or maybe the sort of guy who just crumples to the floor and starts snoring.
He is a poor thing tho.


P.S. I'm still petitioning for icon yixing

Chapter 11: Oh yeah....i forgot...that bargaining between jongup and aaron...it sounds awfully familiar.

Chapter 11: Omigawd, yixing is BACK.
*Throws confetti*
But he's back as Tao 2.0, so I have mixed feelings on it. Btw, have I ever sent you tht set of pics where Tao was talking about how much he adored womens clothing but could never find his size? No? Well then I gotta send it to you. Its great for giggles.

And yes, Aaron, you clever boy. Haegen Diaz trumps all. Tho...Luhan never did specify the ice cream tub size, did he? *Raises eyebrows meaningfully*

Frankly speaking, tho, i'm sorta surprised that Tao's vocabulary is large enough to have the word derogatory in it. I sorta expected him to be like...You callin' me stupid, bro? Lololol.

And wait. Jongup is 19 here???
(0_0 )
Anyways. Good chapter, minion! I wish you speed and inspiration for da next chapter! Go forth! Type! Gimme the next chapter!

Chapter 10: Yixing, honey, as gwaghyeyu puts it...YOU ARE ONE OF THE ICONS IN KPOP. AND YOU'RE TWITCHING WITH EXCITMENT TO BE BESIDES ZELO, WHO IS PRACTICALLY A FETUS.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

damnit it, please come back to us, yixing. Im petitioning to bring back icon yixing in the next chapter, k.

Oh yeah. The unicycle and the noble training wheels. That is a brilliant line. I applaud u.

And tht last part with jongdae.
Well.
Nitrogen
Bitrogen.
Its a good start.
But what about SASSY TROLL KIM JONGDAE.

(dude, if u need chenchen inspiration, i can spam ye. Just say the word and a 1000 pictures will be sent to u.)

All in all, great chapter dude.
Cheers!