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Kim Junmyeon Kids, why don't we have a bonding session?
Like • Comment • Share • 2 hours 16 minutes ago

Park Chanyeol Last time we had a bonding session, I remember
Yixing ended up in an argument with Tao and they took three
weeks to make up.
2 hours 14 minutes ago • Likes

Kim Junmyeon Well, yes, but. they err, have gotten really close
ever since! haha!
2 hours 11 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun Suho, please don't tell us about things that
only happen in your dreams.
2 hours 4 minutes ago • Like

Zhang Yixing Tao is a pain-in-the- when he's pissed.
2 hours 1 minute ago • Like

Huang Zitao No. Tao does not want a bonding session.
1 hour 57 minutes ago • Like

Wu Yifan Junmyeon is right. We need to have a bonding session.
1 hour 53 minutes ago • 1 Like

Kim Jongin Maybe next time, Kris. Bonding sessions is the one
thing we don't do.
1 hour 48 minutes ago • 1 Like

 

Lee Sooman Kris has consulted me in my office. It is decided
that tomorrow your schedules will be shifted to another date.
And you are all to take part in the Facebook bonding session.

Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 30 minutes ago

Kim Minseok .
1 hour 48 minutes ago • 10 Likes

Wu Yifan That's right. Nobody says no to the Krist.
1 hour 48 minutes ago • Like

Huang Zitao  you.
1 hour 57 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Wu Yifan That wasn't a very seductive way to ask
1 hour 48 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongin Pls show mercy
1 hour 57 minutes ago • Like

Wu Yifan Maybe next time.
1 hour 48 minutes ago • 3 Likes

Kim Jongin Cruel. I am going to phone kids helpline. 
1 hour 57 minutes ago • 10 Likes

 

Kim Junmyeon has invited Do Kyungsoo and 10 others to his event 'Bonding Hour'
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 30 minutes ago

Kim Minseok Thank god it's only an hour long. 
1 hour 48 minutes ago • 9 Likes


Bonding Hour                    < Events | Join | Maybe >


Friends of Guests · By Lee Sooman, K manager, M manager, Kim Junmyeon and Wu Yifan

Date: Today                                                  Time:  7pm > 8pm                     
Location: Facebook                                                                                         

Okay guys, the rules are, you have to confess to one member in the group about
something you have done. You must begin with: 'Chingu yah, mianhae!' and confess
a mistake, then you must include the words 'I'm sorry' and end the confession with:
'That is my confession for today'.  

Kris: Also, because I know a lot of you are dickheads, rule two is that you have to reply
with a forgiving response following: 'It's alright, you are forgiven'.

                                                                                                                                                               

Kim Jongin > Kim Junmyeon

Chingu yah, mianhae. But this is definitely the least genius
idea I have ever seen you come up with. Though
I must give you props for the creativity of using James
Bond's face.That is my confession for today.
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 27 minutes ago
K Manager and 13 others like this.

Kim Junmyeon It's alright, you are forgiven. And I know, I
even got Yixing to do the photoshopping.
1 hour 27 minutes ago • Likes

Zhang Yixing I told you I could get hired at an editing company~
1 hour 27 minutes ago • 1 Like

Kim Jongin Oh yeah and 10/10 for your choice of wording too.
This is our confession "for today" because we can't come clean
of all the things we have done in one day.
1 hour 48 minutes ago • 10 Likes

 

Huang Zitao > Oh Sehun
Chingu yah, mihane. I ripped your sports shorts while doing a wushu
kick. I'm sorry, I'll buy you a new one.That is my confession for today.
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 25 minutes ago
Xi Luhan and 13 others like this.

Oh Sehun It's alright, you are forgiven. I have two more
pairs of the same kind because I play soccor a lot
with Luhan hyung ^^
1 hour 24 minutes ago • Likes

Park Chanyeol HOLE-LY crap, what bad quality. Ke ke ke.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun Baby, your jokes get worse by the day TT
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 8 Likes

Park Chanyeol Wait there's part two: At least you don't need
to pull your pants down now that you can through the hole
and make a HOLE-LY .                                                                                                           admin k: -apologizes profusely-
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongin Seriously though, how do I unfriend people on Facebook?
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 10 Likes

 

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok
Chingu yah, mianhae. I was once pulling a box out from our bed. 
When a roach suddenly darted past. In a hurry, I killed it with your 
favorite set of slippers, I'm sorry. That's my confession for today.
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 23 minutes ago
Kim Minseok and 13 others like this.

Kim Minseok It's alright, you are forgiven. I can wash them anyway :)
1 hour 24 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongdae (Omfg I feel so touched, I'm not longer ignored.)
And so the stuff on it wasn't caramel. Just saying.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Kim Minseok Oh...it's okay...I'll wash it with gloves on...
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 8 Likes

Kim Jongin Well is that the first time I've heard you sound so
damn forgiving in all the years you've existed.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Kim Minseok Err...well...it's...good to respect Suho's bonding time?
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.
1 hour 21 minutes ago •  Like

Kim Jongin With the unecessary extended laughter at the end of that,
Kim Jongin hereby concludes that our steamed bun is in love.
1 hour 20 minutes ago • Like

Xi Luhan A bun steaaaaamy with luurrrveeee~
1 hour 20 minutes ago • Like

Park Chanyeol A  bun stuffed with luuuurrrrrve~
1 hour 20 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongdae Xiumin is in love? WITH WHO?! WELL CONGRATS DUDE!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE BROOOOS 5EVUURRHH!!
1 hour 19 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun ...
1 hour 19 minutes ago • Like

Do Kyungsoo ...
1 hour 19 minutes ago • Like

Huang Zitao ...
1 hour 19 minutes ago • Like 

 

M Manager Someone please remind me to take chen on an EQ
examination sometime this week please?
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 22 minutes ago
K Manager and 12 others like this.

Huang Zitao I will.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Xi Luhan A moment of silence for our fellow brother and friend, 
Kim Minseok. May his heart rest in peices. Amen to our fellow soldier
who has stepped into the land-mine that is the "friendzone". 
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongin In memory of our eternal friend, we shall place upon the
toilet shelf, neighboring the toilet paper, a golden bun sculpture. May
he rest in peace.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Kim Jongdae WHO REJECTED OUR BAOZI?! WHICH DICKHEAD
DARES TO BELITTLE OUR TOP-QUALITY-CUIZINE BUN?! IF I MEET
I'M GOING TO SNAP HIS KOREAN OR CHINESE WEENIE. 
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

 

Kim Minseok > Kim Jongdae
Chingu yah, mianhae. But shouldn't it occur to you that you're the one i like?                        
admin k: this plummeted into shoujo really fast 
I know we've been friends since forever, but I like you. 
That is my confession for today.
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 18 minutes ago
K Manager and 12 others like this.

Huang Zitao In tears. (Another tissue box please?)
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Wu Yifan You're so emotional sometimes ^               
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 3 Likes

Kim Jongin Brb, vomiting breakfast and lunch.
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Kim Junmyeon Kim Jongin! /Death glare/ 
1 hour 21 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongdae It's alright, you are forgiven.
1 hour 20 minutes ago • Like

Xi Luhan That was...cold... 
1 hour 18 minutes ago • Like

Zhang Yixing Did Chen just...reject Xiumin?
1 hour 14 minutes ago • Like

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok
Chingu yah, mianhae. But I had like 20 minutes only to think this through,
Honestly, I have never pictured the two of us do anything other than
fight over controller one on WII sports. I'm sorry.
But now that I have, I would love to be your boyfriend :D
That's my confession for today.

Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour ago
Kim Jongin and 12 others like this.

Kim Jongin Okay as greasy as that is. I'll let this pass because
Suho is literally pointing a gun at me right now. Just don't
rub your relationship in my face the way Baekyeol and Taoris does.
59 minutes ago • Like

Xi Luhan Chen, I honestly never knew you were capable of emotions
until about a minute and a half ago.
59 minutes ago • 3 Likes

Kim Minseok Is this how it feels like to pass out?
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Kim Jongdae Answer me already!
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Kim Minseok  Ya
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun -Cringe-
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Do Kyungsoo Yay~ Congrats!
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like

Huang Zitao ^ And here, we have the hufflepuff. 
1 hour 22 minutes ago • Like


AUTHORS CORNER

Admin K: Yet another chapter complete! Sorry it's up so late, I had classes today and I spent the last two hours thinking this up and formatting it because I was writing alone. BECAUSE ADMIN L'S GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING A BABY!
I'm so happy for you man. Now we can't play call of duty or league of legends together but it, i'll miss you when you're busy with your new kid. I can't change diapers so I aint helping you out, okay? 

Ok apirl fools we're both females, in middle school, and thank god nobody has a girlfriend who's having a baby right now because that would need explaining on so many levels LOL 

Update: 19th March 2014 - Firstly that was a really poorly executed prank but someone called me oppa today. It was an april fools joke guys, apRIL FOoLS. I female. 

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