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Today I caught Kyungsoo eating snacks at midnight, keke.
So I made this...
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Kim Jongdae and 10 others like this
Kim Jongdae Wow...you need a life, Yixing.
5 hours 3 minutes ago • 4 Likes
Wu Yifan Who the hell wakes up at such un-godly hours to
stuff LAYS in their mouth?!
5 hours 2 minutes ago • Like
Kim Junmyeon ^ I do
4 hours 58 minutes ago • 3 Likes
Choi Junhong I was on a K-Pop news website, and this person
asked 'do kpop idols poop'?
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Kim Jonghyun Well NAH, we hold it in until we explode.
4 hours 28 minutes ago • 7 Like
Jung Daehyun I am so done :L
4 hours 26 minutes ago • Like
Choi Junhong This person went 'They probably poop rainbows or something'.
4 hours 22 minutes ago • 9 Likes
Wu Yifan Pooping is just a WASTE of our time. We don't do .
4 hours 22 minutes ago • 2 Likes
Kim Himchan^ ICWUDT. ehurhurhurhrur.
4 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Kim Kibum It's common knowledge, guys. We obviously don't poop.
4 hours 21 minutes ago • 4 Likes
Kim Jongin Wu Yifan, your jokes are getting worse ever since you joined social
media. I demand that you stop immediately.
4 hours 16 minutes ago • 5 Likes
Wu Yifan Okaii //
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Xi Luhan > Oh Sehun
Since everyone's talking about first impressions, I always thought you looked
like Mr Bean.
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Oh Sehun Mr Bean? H-how? .____.
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admin k: yea idk ask L
Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo
First impression, you had such milky skin, and pretty lips.
You greeted me with a hug and I noticed that your height was just
enough to rest your chin comfortably on my shoulder. Everything felt right...
AND I THEN THOUGHT: 'THIS BOY IS DEFINITELY MY NEXT .'
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Oh Sehun Never expect Kai to end a romantic confession with romance.
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Do Kyungsoo so flattered.
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Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol
tbh you were really tall and good looking, and surprised me with
this deep but soothing voice but you always did these awkward facial twitches
that everyone thought was weird, I always secretly found it cute.
And I'm sorry that I boss you around all the time and treat you harshly.
You're the most patient and gentless giant I have ever met.
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Park Chanyeol Baek...I love you so much.
3 hours 29 minutes ago • 1 Like
Byun Baekhyun I know, I know, cut down the public affection, jeez I'm
embarassed now...
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Park Chanyeol I love you, I really really do ;___; admin k: love aggression level: koizumi/10
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Byun Baekhyun Okay! ! Cut it out, I know!
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Huang Zitao Too cheesy, I can't. I'm suffocating---/dies/
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Kim Junmyeon > Zhang Yixing
First impression...I didn't know if you were a dude or not tbh...you were
dancing at the time and I thought I didn't want anything but you...
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Kim Minseok 'I didn't want anything but you' --brb, taking a nice, long, puke.
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Kim Jongin Allow me to remove our leaders euphemisms and translate
that to todays language:
'First impression, I thought you were ing hot-. The way you moved
that , I thought I didn't want anything but you in my bed.'
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Xi Luhan ^ accurate
2 hours 39 minutes ago • 3 Likes
Park Chanyeol Today I don't feel like doing anythinggg~ I just wanna LAY in
my beeedddd~
2 hours 37 minutes ago • 9 Likes
Park Chanyeol Has uploaded a picture --Kim Junmyeon, Zhang Yixing
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Kim Jongin YES.
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Kim Junmyeon Leave it to you lot to ruin a true-hearted confession OTL
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Zhang Yixing ^ It's okay susu, I love you ^^//
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Park Chanyeol Then get in his bed.
2 hours 8 minutes ago • 9 Likes
Kim Minseok Oh gosh them pixels though.
2 hours 7 minutes ago • Like
Park Chanyeol Has uploaded a picture
Kekeke, I love tumblr <3
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Zhang Yixing and 3 others like this
Zhang Yixing Allow me to present something even better. Give me 5 minutes.
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Park Chanyeol Has uploaded a picture
Kekeke, I love myself <3
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Do Kyungsoo and 10 others like this
Zhang Yixing Get it? Cappucino? KAIppucino?
1 hour 57 minutes ago • Like
Park Chanyeol Join the derp squad xingg <3 \o/
1 hour 54 minutes ago • Like
Kim Jongin What the is that owl me?
1 hour 52 minutes ago • Like
Do Kyungsoo ^ Because you have y half-lidded eyes bby ^^
1 hour 51 minutes ago • Like
Zhang Yixing Actually, its because that owl is tanned :)
1 hour 48 minutes ago • Like
AUTHORS CORNER
* Thread about kpop idols pooping is found here!
* EXO version of the coffee owl and the first picture of Kyungsoo caught eating Lays by Admin K.
Admin K: Ayo wasSUuuUUUUpppp~ I know I didn't include much hunhan in this chapter, but I saved the good stuff for later. Sorry we aren't updating daily anymore, but we'll try to keep the updates within 4 days. It's kind of hard to come up with jokes now, and the formatting which I always stress about, still takes forever. The thing that annoys me to no end is changing the time stamps on the status'.
Admin L: I had the coffee owl picture since like last year and being the utterly bored potato I am I went through all the macros and found this, and omg you do not know how long I laughed I swear, you could like power a lightbulb for a whole year. idk. lolol. It's what happens when your overseas and a few days before you leave theres daylight saving changes and then when you go overseas thats like extra hours taken off sleepy time ): ugh. dont blame the sick jokes.
Admin K: "dont blame it on the sunshine~ dont blame it on the moonlight~" don't blame it on the sick jokes~ blame it on the boogie. WOOOOOO ^^^^^^^^
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