It's scary when fans beat you up

Living with Famous Idiots!
“KYAA!!! OPPA!!” was the next thing I heard, then a bunch of girls were after me,
I stood up and shook my head, but the screamings were still going on,
“I’m not Donghae” I yelled, covering my ears from all the loud screamings,

“Yes you are! You have his face and his voice” yelled one girl, then I was being pulled and pushed,

Dang it! DONGHAE AND I LOOK DIFFERENT!!

“L-Let go of me! I’m not Donghae!” I yelled, but they didn’t listen,
Only one thing to do right?
Yell out a random celebrity name!
Ok Alex, think…. Come on! There were A BUNCH of Korean wannbes in America! Think of a random name!

“OH LOOK! HI TAEYANG!!” I yelled out REALLY loud, half of them around me looked away,
CRAWL YOU LITTLE STRANGE ASIAN ME! CRAWL!!

I quickly got down and started to crawl, but one of them grabbed me!

“L-LET GO OF ME!!” I yelled,
Asians need to listen! They kept on pulling on me.
Ok, think…. How will they believe me that I’m NOT Donghae?!
Crap… please no…
Dang it! Should have stayed in the safe studio!

“I’M A GIRL!” I yelled at the top of my lungs, some of them backed off,

“Donghae oppa, would you stop lying?” one of them asked,

ANNOYING GIRL……
Gosh, how do I show her that I’m a girl?!
I’m gonna hate myself for this…

I quickly ed my front shirt, and pulled up my undershirt, showing them my tube top, (which showed the line between my tiny s)

It was silent for a while,

“Are you related with Donghae oppa?” one of them asked, I quickly put my undershirt down,

“No” I lied, well… not technically… not in blood anyway

“Then you sure have small s for a girl” one of them scoffed,
Eh?
“Yeah, why are you even here?” another one asked,

“Hey! Don’t be mean to her!” one of them yelled,

“Heh, some girl like you wouldn’t stand a chance with our oppas” another one smirked at me,

“They aren’t gay” another one said,
Gee, like why should I CARE?! I’ve only known them for barely a day! Well, Donghae for a decade….

“I was trying to freaking get out of here, but then some stalker of Hae stopped me! It’s not my FREAKIN FAULT THAT YOU ALL WOULDN’T LISTEN!” I yelled, one scoffed,

A few of them were quiet, but some started to push me and pull me and push me,

“YAH! LET GO OF ME!” I yelled, but they wouldn’t listen!

“Stop! This isn’t what elfs should do!” most of them yelled at the girls who were punching me,

“Let go of me!” I yelled, but some of them didn’t dare listen to the other girls,

“YAH! We don’t want ELF’s to have a bad reputation!” a bunch of them yelled,

Crap… I’m gonna kill myself now… I really want to punch them!
Remember dad’s words….
Violence isn’t always the answer…

I clenched my fists as some of them were punching me to the ground.
I felt a knife go through my arm a little bit as the punching kept on continuing,

“Let go of her!” a LOT of voices yelled.

I felt that my nails were going through my skin while clenching them,
Please…
Please don’t make me mad…
Or else you will regret it deeply

“Super Junior is going to have a bad reputation!” a bunch of girls yelled, “It’s gonna be like dream concert 2008 again! Except without SONEs!”

“Why don’t you just let me go?” I moaned, I could barely say anything since they were punching me,

“Let go of her” said 2 male voices
Then… It stopped…

I tried to open my eyes, but the sun was in my eyes, plus it was really bright….

“Are you ok?” one voice asked, I tried to get a closer look,

There were 2 guys right in front of me… but I just… I couldn’t tell who it was….

“K-Korean bed head?” I said squinting my eyes

Then I suddenly felt light on my feet

“Hyung, where’s the closest hospital?” asked a familiar voice,

“A little while away……. To all of you who stopped this, thank you, but to all of you who hurt Al, don’t expect to be forgiven…. Especially by Donghae” said another voice that I’m not really familiar with…

I can’t remember the rest though…. It was all black after that

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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!