How Korea's bad head found out... PT. 1

Living with Famous Idiots!

 

I slowly leaned in closer towards Alex, and held his face, and leaned in closer, then I heard the door click, I quickly jumped away,
 
“ALEX!” Yesung said and hugged him, I sighed in relief that he didn’t see anything,
 
“OMG! He’s still unconscious!” Heechul said,
 
“The poor baby” Leeteuk sighed,
 
“Where’s Shindong?” Yesung looked around,
 
“Out with Nari” Leeteuk said,
 
“AHH! YOONAAA!! GET OFF MY HUSBAND!” Ryeowook yelled from the hallway
 
“NO!” Yoona yelled,
 
“YOONAAA!!” Sungmin yelled this time,
 
I blushed thinking about what I was going to do to Alex…. I looked at him, and he was still sleeping…. I touched my lips, 
 
“Oh, Sunny, was Alex awake at all today?” Yesung asked me, I violently shook my head, then bowed and left,
 
“Y-Yoona! We’re going home!” I said and grabbed Yoona by the collar, I knew she was pouting but I could care less.
 
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Kyuhyun POV
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Finnally! She’s off me! Thank you Sunny! I’ll pay you back!
 
I walked into room 1302 I was expecting to see Donghae, but I couldn’t find him…
 
“Kyuhyun” a voice crept behind me, I jumped a bit, then turned around, it was Donghae
 
“HYUNG!” I sighed in relief, he grabbed my wrist and dragged me to a waiting room (since this is late at night, no one was there), I stood there clueless, and Donghae stared at me,
 
“How long have you known that my Alex was a girl? She told me only Henry and Siwon knows!” Donghae said,
 
“Hyung!” I sighed, “Why do you think I think that Alex is a girl?”
 
“When we checked in, you told the doctor she was a girl, whenever Alex is near you, you act like a completely different person” he said,
 
“Hung, I don’t think she- I mean, he’s a girl!” I sighed,
 
“SEE!”
 
“HYUNG!”
 
“Kyuhyun! I waited long enough! Now tell me now!” Donghae glared at me, I sighed,
 
“Hyung, have you ever thought that you’re telling me that Alex is a girl right now?”
 
“My dear Kyuhyun, when Alex fainted, you said, ‘SHE fainted not HE’”
 
“So you’re going to hold onto my neck just because of that?”
 
“You’ve NEVER made a mistake like that before! Now YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THE *beep* HAPPENED BEFORE I MURDER YOU WITH SUNGMIN’S LITTLE-” shoot! That?!
 
“OK!” I said, he smiled triumphantly
 
~~~~~~~~When Alex first moved into the dorms~~~~~~~~~
 
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Flashback
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(Kyuhyun POV)
 
“HENRY!” Donghae yelled,
 
“WHAT?!” Henry yelled back,
 
“Oh, it’s Mr. Chubby cheeks!” the new person said,
 
Aish, what’s with them?! Don’t they know I’m playing a game here? What’s with them and all their annoying yelling? And screams from the elevator? (check chapter 2)
 
“Girl?” Henry sounded confused,
 
Then some other words I got to lazy to hear,
 
“GAHH!!” I suddenly yelled into my pillow, I lost the game!
 
“Good night Henry” Donghae said,
 
“G-good night hyung!” Henry said, then the door closed,
 
“Aish, now how am I going to explain this to Leeteuk? Crap… What to do?”
 
Ha, this sounds interesting…
 
Hmm… I wonder…
 
~~~~~~Next day~~~~~~~
 
“Henry” I started to shake Henry violently,
 
“A few more minutes” Henry whined, I sighed,
 
“HENRY!” I kicked him, ha, he’s so chubby!
 
“Not now Kyuhyun” Henry pulled his covers over himself, 
 
“Fine” I sighed and walked out and started to get a pail of water, I walked back into Henry’s room, “You have 5 seconds to get out of bed” I smirked,
 
“Or what?” Henry whined, I quickly put the pail down, took the covers off, grabbed the pail and poured the water over his white body,”GNARRRRGGG!!!” Henry yelled
 
“That” I smirked, Henry was shivering while rubbing his arms for warmth,
 
“What the heck? What was that about?” Henry whined,
 
“I needed to ask you something” I acted innocent, Henry sighed, 
 
“What?”
 
“What is a girl doing in the dorm?” I asked, Henry scratched his head,
 
“What are you talking about?” Henry asked,
 
“I heard that there was a girl,”
 
“There isn’t one” Henry got out of bed, “Now if you excuse me” Henry started to take his shirt off,
 
“HYUNG~” the person’s voice rang,
 
Aish, maybe the new person is a guy….
 
I walked into my room, and started to play my games, 
 
Ah~ My dear games! Can you believe it? We’re going to separate when Bonamana releases! 
 
After like 15 minutes, I heard a,
 
“OMO! WHY THE HELL IS IT THIS COLD?!” the new person yelled,
 
I opened my door a little and saw a person with brown shorts and a green t-shirt dripping wet running out of their room and into the bathroom. When he slammed the door, Donghae and Henry walked out,
 
“Ha, she’s going to be mad, thanks for the water idea” Donghae smiled,
 
“It came to me this morning” Henry gave Donghae a thumbs up and then they both walked into the living room,
 
Then finally the person came out wearing a tank top, and started to walk to her brother, I walked into the bathroom and locked the door, just what’s going on?
 
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“Hello, I’m Alex, I’m Donghae’s little-”
 
“Brother” Donghae cut Alex off, then Alex turned around and stared at his brother,
 
Ok, what’s going on? I scratched my head and walked to the computer, games will clear my mind right? I looked up and noticed that the trio were going out,
 
“Where are you going?” I asked,
 
“I’m going to spend time with my brother!” Donghae smiled, meanwhile Alex was staring at her brother with his mouth wide open and just glared at him,
 
“I’m going to eat” Henry said then they all walked out,
 
When the door closed, I waited 5 minutes, then walked into Alex’s room cause I was getting even more confused by the second!
 
“There has to be something in here” I murmured, all I could find was t-shirts, shorts and pants, I looked even more, and aigo! Is this guy a ert or gay? He had a bra, and all that crap for girls! I’m going to go with ert! I don’t want a gay guy here! 
 
I walked out and saw Teukie,
 
“Kyuhyun, what are you doing in Hangeng’s room?” Teukie asked me,
 
“Hyung, do you know that there’s a new person here?” I sat on the couch,
 
“Eh? Like who? Did SM put a new member in our group?” Teukie looked serious,
 
“No, it’s just that….” I tried to think of an explaination, “Donghae’s having his sibling living here, and he’s staying in Hangeng’s room” I said,
 
“Seriously? A new guy?” Teukie sighed, “Great…”
 
“He seems nice though” 
 
“Nice?”
 
Ohh, that’s right… Teukie hyung doesn’t like new people! I mean, it took him about 6 months for him to accept me! And I just mean accept! He still didn’t like me yet!
 
I kept playing on my computer for a little bit longer, and then Henry finally came home,
 
“Oh, Kyuhyun” Henry said and opened the TV,
 
“So, about Alex” I started,
 
“Alex is a guy” Henry sighed,
 
“Whatever…” I didn’t feel like talking anymore,
 
An hour later, we went to do our Bonamana music video, 
 
“Hm,” I stared at Alex, he seemed really bored, he kept on twirling around, and looking at the ceiling, then he suddenly walked out. I couldn’t help but follow him! I know you might think I’m stalking him, but I can’t help it! A new target right?
 
“This is BORING!” he yelled, after a while of sighing, he took out his phone texted something then walked out… Yes I followed him…. It’s fun! Besides! I need idea’s to prank him!
 
Wow…. Within 2 minutes that guy got into a fight with the fans… Amazing!
 
Welp, better get Donghae…
 
I started to walk away, 
 
“I’M A GIRL!” he yelled, I stopped, what?
 
Alex suddenly ed, his or her shirt and showed her cleavage….
 
Again, WHAT?!
 
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Hi guys!! i know i said i wouldn't update in a while but i couldn't help it!
 
Also this is going to be the last in a while *GRR! WRITES BLOCK!!!*
Aish, also, crap is going through my life right now and i hate the retarded guys at my school
REAL MEN DO NOT TOUCH A GIRL'S BUM JUST BECAUSE SHE' S NICE TO HIM!
Is this what i get for being nice to people?!
ugg... High school isn't a death trap!
IT'S A SMALLEST SAMPLE OF HELL!!
Aish~ I really hate my school...
So yeah, until i can get out of my hatred of men (i've always been scared of guys, but today just made my fear worse!) no more updates ;w;
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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!