Ice cream with Korea's shame

Living with Famous Idiots!

 

I got smiley delight, and Donghae got the same thing, then my phone rang,

“Hello?”

“Ah, Al, where are you?” Kyuhyun asked,

“Taking care of Donghae” I said,

“But that was hours ago” his voice sounded worried,

“Don’t worry mommy Kyu, we’re just having fun” I said hiding the fact that I just came out of the hospital,

“Aish! What happened to bed head? Anyway, be home soon! GOT IT?!” Kyuhyun sighed,

“Gee, I love you to mommy” I laughed and hung up,

“Who was that?” Donghae stared at me,

“Kyuhyun” I said, then the waitress came with the two large bowls of ice cream,

“Eh~ So are you two in a relationship?” Donghae stared at me, I looked at his hand, he was clenching a spoon, and it seemed to bend a little bit more every second,

“Nope, he thinks I’m a guy like everyone else” I smiled, I stared at the ice cream and remembered my promise to Kyuhyun. “Kyuhyun” I quickly said (Pretending to sneeze) while clasping my hands,

“WHAT DID YOU JUST?!”

“Nothing” I smiled innocently and started to eat my ice cream,

I seriously ate the thing within 5 minutes! You should had seen Hae’s face! It was like O___O I had 2 more bowls and I would finish them within 5 minutes! Oh gosh, the sweet flavor of ice cream! I then had cookies and sweet red bean bread! (I know the bread sounds really weird, but it tastes soo good!)

“D-do you want to go to a Chinese restaurant?” Donghae asked, I nodded happily and we went to another restaurant.

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“You also need to pay me $500” I said walking out of the Chinese restaurant,

“Bwoh?”

“Originally you were suppose to give me 200, because I have to pretend to be a guy, but there are some charges” I said,

“Like?” Donghae stared at me,

“Hormones, people finding out, the guys randomly coming in to my room with just a towel on their waist asking for shampoo, ,” I sighed remember that terrible memory of Yesung coming into my room with a towel on his waist “when they come in asking for toilet paper when you’re trying to watch TV, when they take my boxers,” Aish, curse you Eunhyuk and your laziness! “When you find out that your best friend takes underwear from other members…” I sighed remembering seeing Henry taking Siwon’s underwear. Wow… Canadians….

“WHAT?! WHO TOOK THEM?!” Donghae asked,

“Mine?” Donghae nodded, “Hyukkie hyung” I said,

“I am going to kill that anchovy” Donghae started to crack his knuckles,

“HAE! It’s ok, he thinks I’m a guy… And I burned the ones he used” I said, and walked away,

We both walked home, and I still had an hour left until I had to be at the studio, so I just called Luna,

“Hello?”Luna asked,

“Luna!!” I said,

“Oh, Al, what’s up?” she sounded tired,

“You ok?”

“Yeah, just not a lot of sleep”

“Oh~”

“So what’s up?”

“Teach me how to be cute and y!”

“….”

“Luna?”

“…”

“Hello??”

“…”

“Moonie~ Where are you?”

“…”

“Sunny?”

“ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU HI ON DRUGS?! WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT TO BE CUTE AND Y?! DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT OLD GIRLS THAT TRY TO ACT CUTE ARE RETARDED?! ISN’T THAT THE REASON WHY YOU DON’T LIKE LISTENING TO GIRL GROUPS?! DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT GIRLS SHOULD ACT LIKE THEMSELVES RATHER THAN BEING Y AND WEARING STILETTOS, LOW TANK TOPS SHORT SHORTS AND MINISKIRTS?! ARE YOU OK?! WHAT HAPPENED?!”

“Luna! Calm down!”

“UNNIE! WHAT HAPPENED?!”

“Don’t worry, it’s just to tease someone” I laughed,

“But why?”

“Because some guy says I can’t be cute to save my life” I sighed,

“Ok, I’ll teach you, so when can you come over?”

“Is later today ok?”

 “Yeah, but do you want the other members to know?”

“About me? Sure, as long as they can keep it a secret” I said,

“Ok, see you tomarrow” and she hung up, I smiled and walked to the mirror in my room,

Me? Being y? Ha! I wonder how tomorrow’s going to become a very strange day!

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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!