Stupid Reasons

Living with Famous Idiots!
~*~*~*Alex Pov*~*~*~*~*~
“Alex is my brother” Donghae repeated to the Korean,

I stared at the asian, then back at Donghae. What? Idiot, stinkin Korean idiot! Korea’s shame! Fish on a pan! Ug! Can’t think of anything to describe Donghae!

I stared back at the Korean; he wasn’t believing this was he? I mean, isn’t it obvious I’m a girl?

The guy scratched his short messy black hair.
“Nice to meet you Alex,” was all he said, then he went to his laptop

“Let’s go Alex” Donghae said grabbing my arm and started to pull me out of the dorm with Henry following.

“Hey, where are you two going?” said Korean bed head,

“I’m spending time with my little brother” Hae smiled,

“I’m gonna get something to eat” Henry smiled,

“Oh, be safe” the guy said returning his gaze back to his laptop,

~*~*~*~*~*~*

“HEY! What on earth was that about?!” I started to yell when we were at the sidewalk,

“Lets go eat” Donghae smiled,

“ANSWER MY QUESTION!” I scolded,

“Not until we get to a restaurant, and settle down,” he said while pulling me harder,

“WHY IS HE FOLLOWING US THEN?!” I yelled using my free hand to point at Henry,

“I-is that ok Alex?” Henry looked at me with puppy dog eyes and an embarrassed/pouty face. Not to mention his chubby cheeks were being a bit puffed out,

“N-NO! I-it’s o-ok!” I panicked, I mean, if you just saw his face! It was hard to say no!

“Are you ok with Italian?” Hae asked me,

“I’M OK WITH ANYTHING! JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU MENT BY-”

“Italian it is!” Hae cut me off,

We came into this Italian restaurant; I don’t think anyone noticed Donghae and Henry with me. Probably because they were wearing hoodies and sunglasses. Henry was wearing white meanwhile Donghae was wearing grey. We got into a small booth with no one else around us.

“Now Donghae, I’m gonna ask you this again, wha-”

“Let’s buy some food!” Hae smiled, I swear, I wonder how so many girls can fall for an idiot like him,

“Donghae!” I yelled

“SHHH!!” the both whispered, then Donghae leaned in closer to me, hiding himself with the menu

“Alex, please don’t say my name! If anyone finds out that I’m Donghae, then I won’t be able to tell you” Korea’s shame whispered to me

“Then tell me now!” I demanded

“Order something first!” he whispered,

I sighed.

“Hello, I’m Eun Mi, I’m gonna be your waitress this morning” said a girl in her early 20’s, “Would you like anything to eat?”

“Yeah, we’d like a 3 cheese ravioli, steak, make it medium rare, and uh, Alex, what do you want?” Hae asked,

I sighed “salad”

“Which kind?” Eun mi asked,

“I don’t care” I said,

“Uh, make that chicken salad ok?” Hae smiled, I sighed.

“Ok” she smiled, and walked away. I immediately looked at Donghae,

“EXPLAIN” I said,

“Ok, well um… It came to me this morning!” Hae said

-flashback- When Donghae was waking up Alex

~*~*Donghae POV*~*~*~

“Hyung!” yelled another voice which made me jump so high,

“SHUT UP! I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!” she yelled, I sighed,

“Hyung,” Henry asked,

“oh Henry, how can I help you?” I asked,

“If you two are gonna talk, get out!” she whined

“Come on!” he said, then he walked up and grabbed my hand and dragged me outside of her room,

“What is it?” I whined while he just kept on walking,

“Why did you bring a GIRL to the dorm?! How do you think Teukie hyung is gonna react? I mean, it took him a long while to accept me, and I’m a guy! You know how he acts around girls”

“Well, the other members might get along with her”

“Like who? Shingdong? He has a girlfriend! He’s gonna feel awkward around her! Yesung? She’s probably gonna feel awkard around him! Sungmin? He’s gonna act all… Aego on her!!”

“So what are we gonna do? Ask her to leave?” I looked at him, he sighed,

“I think she should pretend to be a boy” he muttered, I stared at me,

“WHAT?!” I yelled, but Henry covered my mouth,

“SHHH!! Shut your mouth! You’re gonna wake up… What her name!” he whispered,

“Ok, whatever, but why should she pretend to be a male?”

“Don’t you think it’d be bad if the media somehow found out about this? I mean, do you WANT to put Alex’s life in danger?”

“What are you talking about?”

“Remember when my little sister stayed here for a week, and then when we went out for coffee the media kept on taking pictures of us and her life was endangered because some of the fans thought that we were a couple? Well think how much WORSE her life is gonna be when the media sees her around with you!”

“Well, you thought she was a guy”

“So? A bunch of people thought Amber was a guy! Plus she’s not famous! And people might mistake her for Amber! I see a bunch of media attention!”

I paused for a moment, he was right. I mean, I don’t want Alex to hate me anymore then she already does! She just came back to America, and if she were to be killed then my mom would definitely murder me!

“So?” he asked me snapping me out of my thinking. His tiny eyes were just staring at me,

“Fine, if it’s to save her life” I murmured,

“It’s better than a bunch of fans hating both of you”

-end of flashback-

~*~*~Alex POV*~*~*~*

“Let me get this straight” I said rubbing my temples, “Henry, you’re the one who thought of this idea,”

chubby cheeks nodded,

“And Donghae, you’re agreeing with this idea?”

Donghae nodded,

“And me pretending to be a guy is suppose to protect my life from thousands of girls?”

they both nodded.

“Idiots!” I said as I finished my food.

“I’m sorry Alex, but it’s to save your life! Super Ju-”

“I seriously don’t care if it’s ANYTHING about Super Junior! And I seriously hate it when you do this to me!” I said closing my tired eyes,

“This is the first time I’m doing this to you! Alex, please!” Donghae said then started to give me the puppy dog look,

“That’s not going to work,” I said as I looked away,

“Please?” he came closer to my face,

“Alex please? Donghae is only doing this for your safety” Henry said giving me the pouty face,

I sighed and walked out, leaving those two behind. I was outside of the resturant, probably a few feet away, trying to hid myself from the two.

“YAH! ALEX!” Donghae yelled, running towards me

“No matter what you say, I’m not going to agree with you!” I yelled, then he caught up with me.

“Alex! But I’m not kidding!” he said,

“Donghae, every celebrity is like that right? I mean, how many fans even like you?” I said, he sighed.

“Follow me.” Was all he said before he grabbed my arm and started to drag me somewhere

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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!