Simple talk with him helps...

Living with Famous Idiots!
“H-Hello?” I stuttered,
“Oh, sorry wrong phone number” said a girl,

Dang it! Stinking hope!

Then my phone rang again,

“Please let this be him”

“Hello?”

“Hello ma’am, can I interest you in-”
Hang up, Dang it! Where’s Kyuhyun?!

Then it rang again, please let it be Kyuhyun!

“Hello?!”

“Oh, hi Alex, remember me?” said a voice a really didn’t want to hear,

“IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS! LEAVE ME ALONE!!” I yelled, then hung up,

then it rang again,

“DAMN IT! IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS! YOU FREAKING CHEATED ON ME! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON’T WANNA FREAKIN HEAR YOUR VOICE A-”

“It’s Kyuhyun…. Alex are you ok?” Kyuhyun said with a meek voice, oh crap… it just HAD to be him NOW doesn’t it?!

“Can I say it now?” I murmured,

“What?” he asked confused

“KYUHYUN?!WHEREAREYOU!?DOYOUKNOWHOWWORRIEDIAM?!WHEREAREYOU?!WHEREAREYOU!??!?!” I kept on panicking

“W-what? Say it again, this time slow down”

“W-Where are you? Do you know how worried I am?” I repeated, this time with a scared tone,

“Don’t worry, go back to the ice cream shop. I have something I have to do really quick. Just go back to the ice cream parlor now, and I’ll be there in 15 minutes”

“O-ok” I sighed, and started to walk back to the ice cream shop

“What happened?” he asked, his voice sounded so calming,

“N-nothing at all” I lied,

“Liar, now tell me” he bugged me,

“It’s nothing! Don’t worry about a thing”

“Just tell me. And I promise I won’t worry about it. You’re making me worried right now because you’re hiding it” he said, which made me calm down even more…

“Promise?”

“Alex, just tell me, and I PROMISE I won’t tell anyone” he said with his really calm voice which made me calm down a little bit,

“an Ex” I sighed, I fell for his voice! I mean, he sounded as if he really cared, (but of course he could had been acting….)

“Really? What happened? I mean, you were yelling…”

“my ex cheated on me with another gi-ruy” I finished,

“Really? How long have you been dating this jerk?”

“A few months… like an entire school year” I sighed,

“And who was she cheating on you with?”

“My so called ‘friend’ named Sam”
actually her name was Samantha, but Sam sounded more like a dude, so I wouldn’t sound gay.

“Really? That brat” he said, his voice, I mean, it sounded as if he was really listening…

“I don’t know what to say. The worst part is, that I actually was an idiot over him because he said ‘she’ ‘loved’ me” I sighed, and turned a corner and continued walking,

“You shouldn’t worry about it” Kyuhyun replied,

“Why?”

“If a friend was willing to do that to you, then that isn’t really a friend. And someone who said that they ‘love’ you and is willing to do that isn’t worth worrying over. And besides… you didn’t do anything SERIOUS with her right?” he asked,

“Well…”

“WELL WHAT?!” he started to panic,

“I let her kiss me”

“WHERE?!”

“C-calm down! It was on the cheek! No where else!” I said trying to calm him down,

“That’s good” he sighed,

“I’ve been raised in a CHRISTIAN home! There’s no way in the world I’d ever let an idiot kiss me or do anything worse like that” I said, he laughed,

“So does Donghae know about this?” Kyuhyun asked sounding a bit curious,

“Nope, and I don’t plan on telling him.”

“Then does anyone know this other than me?”

“My host mom does”

“Really? She sounds nice”

“She is, apparently she was a Christian to, thank goodness” I said with a happier tone,

“Really?”

“Yeah, she was really smart too! She knew how to play violin, and taught me a bunch of new recipies” I started to laugh,

“She must be a really nice person” Kyuhyun said, then I heard a little static sound, as if he covered his hand over the mic of the phone or something,

“Kyuhyun? What’s happening?”

“Oh nothing at all…” he said sounding a BIT suspicious, “So Alex, I saw you looking at the window, what were you looking at?”

“The panda stuff… Why? Wait, you saw me? WHY’D YOU LEAVE ME???” I said as I sat at the side of the ice cream store,

“Because I had some stuff to do, sorry” he apologized,

“I see, so you had be panicking for that?! And you didn’t even tell me?” I said, and started to get mad,

“I’m sorry...” he apologized,

“Sir, what would you like?” was what I heard, it was really soft, but you could easily tell that it was a girl, then he covered the phone again,

“KYU!!” I yelled, I waited for 20 seconds, then finally he uncovered his phone,

“Sorry Alex, I’ll be there in 5 minutes ok?” he said,

“Hurry” I sighed and hung up.

Who was that girl anyway? Huh, maybe it was his girlfriend… Then why would she say, “Sir, what would you l-” holy crap… He couldn’t be having IT with her right now right!? Ok… Alex, don’t think that! It’s bad to….
Wait is that why he volunteered to go out with me? So he could do IT with his girlfriend?!

No… No… Kyuhyun wouldn’t do that right? I mean…. He seems nice! Right?

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Gonna call Kyuhyun to apologize! Gotta go call Kyuhyun and apologize! AIGO! I didn’t know he was THAT kinda of person (which makes me a bit thankful that he thinks I’m a guy!!!)

O-ooo—oookkk!!! Uuuhhh, calls, last call, press” and there,

It started to ring, and my hands were shaking,

“Hello?” Kyuhyun’s voice asked,

“K-K-KYUHYUN!” I yelled a bit nervous to tell him what I was thinking,

“What?” he asked a bit frightened from my voice,

“U-U-um, y-you c-c-can s-s-stay with y-y-our girlfriend! I-I-I don’t mind going to the s-s-studio alone!” I stammered,

“What are you talking about?” he asked a little confused,

“T-T-T-T-The girl in t-t-t-the background! H-H-HYUNG! G-g-g-g-good luck!” I yelled, and hung up,

I hit my head against the walls a few times, then sunk to the ground, sitting on the heels of my feet

“Good luck?!” I murmured, is a girl suppose to say that?! Of course I’m a guy, but SHOULD I support that?! I mean, he isn’t married! Aigo! Idiot! Idiot! Stupid Alex! UGG!!

“And what do you mean by good luck?” asked a VERY familiar voice

“OH! OHHH! OH! HAHA, KOREAN! HAHA,” I yelled out because of surprise caused by Kyuhyun,

“Alex, you have some explain to do” Kyuhyun looked at me with one brow up,

I blushed a bit trying to think of an answer,

“Alex” Kyuhyun repeated himself, bending down to my level

“C-can I not?” I blushed out of embarrassment,

“Alex….” He said coming closer to my face, I flinched back a bit,

“Tell me” he said leaning a bit closer, I scooted away,

“No” I said looking down, then he came a bit closer and grabbed my shoulders

“ALEX” he said and looked right into my eyes, I started to get embarrassed,

“N-no” I continued, then he sighed,

“Don’t make me…” he said,

“Make you what?” I stuttered,

“Tell me”

“NO! How many times do I have to tell you?” I fought, and then he sighed,

“How much do you weigh?”

“o-one twenty” I murmured

“Perfect” he smiled at me,

“Wa-”I looked at him, then he suddenly pushed me, causing me to tip over. Then he caught me with one hand and picked me up bridal style.

“L-Let go of me!” I yelled hitting him to put me down,

“Nope, tell me now” he said and started to walk to the studio,

“N-no! it’s too embarrassing!” I yelled, kicking my legs,

“I’m gonna hurt you if you don’t tell me” he said,

“Like how?” I asked him

“Like this” he smiled and walked into an Alley
Oh crap…

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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!