Holiday Song - THE AFF VERSION

It's a SHINee Facebook

I have read all your comments. Due to the large demand of "no change", I won't be editing my past chapters. I will still have Onew tell jokes, but I will also have better moments with him. Sorry for causing you guys trouble! Thanks for telling me your opinions though. :]

This songs is dedicated to all of you. Enjoy singing holiday carols- the AFF way!



Addicted to the Web

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")


Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my head, ideas are tick’in',

I'm happy -- although

School’s let me go --

Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's food on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web!


Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Hey, girl!

Don't you know tonight's the junior prom?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, girl;

I just discovered Asian-Fanfics-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't write homework,

Don't go out, just eat pork,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

I'm happily addicted to the Web!


Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)




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Let's all sing holiday songs- the AFF version C:

Cheers! <3

- with love and holiday greetings from dulcee

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my god I'm a darn senior in high school now... but why am I still so busy ;____; DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? no.

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Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin