Disappointment (Filler Chapter)

It's a SHINee Facebook


My life is 100% perfect! You jelllly?

by Kim Kibum on November 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm


[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
( jjong, I’ll borrow you for this one)

[x] You have a cell phone. 

[x] You have more than 2 close friends. (toooootes. I have many many friends, because I’m popular.)

[x] There is a swimming pool/hot tub in your house/backyard. 



[x] You dress how you want to. 

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week 

[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room. 

[x] You have never been beaten up. 

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. 

[x] People don't use you for something you have.



[x] You have over 50 friends on Facebook. ( I probably have more friends than Choi Minho and Jonghyun combined. mhm.)

[x] You have pictures on Facebook 
 ( I love camera , guys...)

[x] Your parents let you have a Facebook. 

[x] You get an allowance. ( allowances are for kids. I got my salary and fan gifts.)

[x] You collect something. 

[x] You look forward to going to school/work. 

[x] You don't wish you were someone else. 

[x] You play a sport. 

[x] You do something after school/work. 



[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). 

[x] You are happy with your appearance. 

[x]You aren't self-consious at all. 

[x]you have never gotten a failing grade on your report card 

[x] You have friends. (yes, why, I do) 



[x] You know what is going on in the world. ( I am a know it all. fyi.)

[x] You care about people. ( my heart is very gentle, guys…)

[x]You are happy with your life. 

[x] You know more than one language. 

[x] You have a screen name. 

[x] You have a pet. 
( jjong, from now on, your dog is mine.)

[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. ( Noona nomu Luciferr…)

[x ] You don't have any enemies. (i hope) 

[x] You are generally a nice person. (yes, I am very nice….)



-Take your grand total and multiply by 3. 
-Repost as, My Life Is __% Perfect 


Comment · Like · Share

            Lee Jinki I thought it was Noona nomu yeopo…

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Onew, shoo. Go away.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho I expected your life would be miserable.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun You take my dog, I will tell him to poop on you.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Oh. And. Stop lying. I don’t ever remember being your bf. yuckie!

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Key cheated. He told me.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Jjong! I did not! Of course not! I would never cheat on these! My life

            is just too... glamorous for you. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

            3 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho … silent treatment?

             3 hours ago · Like

             Kim Jonghyun cheater. 

             3 hours ago · Like



It’s Taemin here… again… finally…




It was so stuffy and dusty in there. Key, why is there moldy bread in your closet?


It had white and green fuzzy mold on it... and it was touching my head.


I’m disgusted. 


His recent Facebook note… is... just….




“Noona nomu Lucifer”? What is that?


Our female fans do not like to be called devils, Key…


I’m disappointed. Pish posh.


Key, I expected better…


Anyways, Key… 33 × 3 DOESN’T EQUAL 100.


Even I’m smarter than you. I’m disappointed, Key, very disappointed…


❝ Inklings and Notes 

 from dulcee 


Subscribers are loved. Comments are loved.  :9

Sorry, writers' block! ⊙﹏⊙   

Oh, and a bunch of you wanted to know what the secret message was. As stupid as it sounds, it was "HAI GUYS I LIKE PIE." You had to highlight it. I've taken it down, by the way....

I am going to do so badly on my chem test tomorrow! ;C

I'm seriously thinking about start a Pun Club. Or a Lame Club.

Like, seriously.

Oh, plus, I've noticed that my co-author and I have started an "Interactive" fic trend! There has been a rise in the fics under the "interactive" tag catergory.


If you want to write an interactive story, please mention our story as well... spread the love.... yeah?



I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


I love you!

Like this story? Give it an Upvote! Thank you!
my god I'm a darn senior in high school now... but why am I still so busy ;____; DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? no.

Comments (4618)

You must be logged in to comment
err4tic #1
Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin