Quiz Biz

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After finishing his schedule for the day, Key swiftly grabbed his iPhone from his pocket and logged onto Facebook. He hummed as the page slowly appeared on the screen. Key noticed an ad for a Vegetable quiz.


Vegetables. Lovely.


He clicked on the link. 


Out of curiousity.



1) What is your favorite color?

 a. Green

 b. Brown

 c. Purple

 d. Red


2) You prefer…

a. lollipops

b. pencils

c. stickers

d. olive oil


3) Why did the tomato blush?

a. Because he saw the salad dressing

b. Tomatoes don’t blush, you poohead

c. Because he saw me

d. Because I confessed to him. 


4) Your favorite saying is….

a. Death is a once in a lifetime experience. 

b. I would kill the iest person alive, but committing suicide is illegal.


d. I’m an awkward turtle. 


5) You open the door and see….

a. Your annoying dog

b. Girl Scouts

c. a fly

d. OMG! Why is that guy peeing in the middle of the street?


6) You wake up in the morning and…

a. Excuse me, who’s bed is this? Why am I next to a penguin?

b. The sun smiles at you

c. stare at the wall

d. I don’t wake up. 



Kim Kibum This just ruined my ego.

                         Kim Kibum took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz

                         and the result is You are a leek!

                         Leek can be boiled, fried, or eaten raw. Yay! Leek, leek

                         leek, leek, leek! LEEK!

about an hour ago · Comment · Like · Take What Vegetable Are You quiz

Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, and 8 others like this

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             Kim Jonghyun AHAHAHA. What now, Almighty Leek?

             51 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

             Manager A leek. How pleasant. 

             51 minutes ago · Like

             Lee Jinki Your name should be Lee Kibum! Leek- ibum!

             49 minutes ago · Like

             Choi Minho My grandma puts leek in her soup.

             45 minutes ago · Like



Taemin walked out of his room and headed to the refrigerator, but was stopped short when he spotted Minho on the computer. 


On Facebook.



He turned around the corner and saw Jonghyun on his laptop.


On Facebook.



He shuffled to the refrigerator and saw Key on his iPhone.


On Facebook.



Was Facebook some kind of disease?


Because it was getting on his nerves.



Lee Jinki what? worthless?

                           Lee Jinki took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz

                           and the result is You are an eggplant!

                           Eggplants are very nice. Eggplants are worthless

                           with the exception of their shiny skin. 

36 minutes ago · Comment · Like · Take What Vegetable Are You quiz

Kim Jonghyun, Kim Kibum, Choi Minho, and 6 others like this

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             Kim Kibum HAHA Leader Eggplant.

             34 minutes ago · Like

             Lee Jinki HAHA Almighty Leek.

             30 minutes ago · Like


Manager Um, no. Just no. 

                          Manager took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz

                          and the result is You are a Potato!

                          Potatoes are very common. Potates can be found

                          everywhere, eaten everywhere, cooked everywhere,

                          live everywhere, killed everywhere, and peeled


29 minutes ago · Comment · Like · Take What Vegetable Are You quiz

Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, and 12 others like this

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             Choi Minho This is the reason why you don’t take pointless


             25 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

             Kim Kibum A POTATO AND AN EGGPLANT. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

             25 minutes ago · Like

             Lee Jinki almighty leek. pfft.

             23 minutes ago · Like · 6 people


Minho stretched and turned to his computer. He immediately went to Facebook, but to his disappointment, it was still full of idiocy. He went through his friend suggestions, one by one.


Add Shin Se Kyung

14 friends in common




Add Lee Ji-eun

2 friends in common




Add Choe Seolri

35 friends in common




Add Lee Taemin

1 friend in common











❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

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Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin