Bling Bling

It's a SHINee Facebook


Why, hello there, you.


Long time no see!


Anyways, Taemin here! I had such a boring summer, I’m not even going to joke about it. It was a bummer summer…




Pish posh applesauce.


Anyways, Key planned a do a roleplay on Facebook (ew). He hasn’t really figured out the story, yet, but…




That’s probably Onew, who wants me to listen to his original jokes again.




I really don’t want to listen…


“WHAT DOES THE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAWYER?” Onew screamed from the next room over.


Oh god.




I can hear Onew rolling on the floor laughing.


I can understand…it’s so lame it’s funny.



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Kim Kibum ROLEPLAY, brah.

One hour ago· Comment · 8 people like this

            Kim Jonghyun sup, brah?

            51 minutes ago · Like

            Manager The media is going to think you’re former

            gangsters ㅠㅠ           

            51 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Is brah like….a type of brocolli?

            49 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum It’s a term for cool people, Onew.

            Of course, not that you know, ㅋㅋ           

            45 minutes ago · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun BURNED, Onew. SWAG RIGHT THERE.

            45 minutes ago · Like


Choi Minho Are we role-playing as… gangsters?

One hour ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Kibum sup dawg you got a problem??

            57 minutes ago · 1 person

            Lee Jinki Soup dog? Corn dog?

            57 minutes ago · 1 person

            Kim Jonghyun my name is Bling Bling Jonghyun, yo

            55 minutes ago · 8 people

            Manager ㅠㅠ           

            55 minutes ago · 2 people



Lee Jinki I don’t understand what’s going on, but here’s another joke!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

49 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Lee Taemin are you shunning Farmville? I don’t know

            you anymore. Uh. Not that I know you or anything…

            47 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun S***!

            45 minutes ago · 1 person

            Lee Jinki He said “I lost my tractor!” 

            44 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun

            43 minutes ago · 3 people


            43 minutes ago · 3 people

            Kim Kibum

            42 minutes ago · 3 people

            Choi Minho

            40 minutes ago · 3 people

            Lee Jinki I knew that you would be stunned by it!

            38 minutes ago · Like




Taemin’s eyebrow twitched. What kind of joke was that?


A farmer lost his tractor and said, “I lost my tractor.”


Well, if Key was a farmer, which would never happen, and lost his tractor, then he would… accuse someone else of stealing it. And then he’d take a baseball bat and- well, that’s a different story.


If Onew was a farmer, which is likely, and he lost his tractor, he’d- actually, he doesn’t need one. All he needs is his chicken coop and a bunch of fat chickens.


Now, if Jonghyun was a farmer, and lost his tractor, he’d buy another one.


I don’t think Minho will ever be a farmer, so let’s skip him.


I can’t imagine him as one, at least.


Minho with dirty overalls and a shovel… would look like  a scarecrow.




Moving on.


I am a naturally born farmer with gifted talent, and with my photographic memory and sharp skills I shall never lose a tractor.




That’s right.


To anyone and everyone, I am the best.


No pun intended, at all.




Kim Kibum all right, all ya homies, lets go hit the karaoke bar.

40 minutes ago · Comment · 1 person likes this

            Manager Key, you’re going to be confined in your room for a day

            if you don’t stop acting like a druggy.

            39 minutes ago · Comment · 19 people

            Kim Jonghyun And the Manager strikes again!

            34 minutes ago · Comment · Like


Choi Minho Kim Jonghyun, why is your… bling or whatever you

call it all over my table?

38 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun But your table is the neatest…

            35 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho GO CLEAN UP YOUR D*** TABLE

            33 minutes ago · 4 people

            Choi Minho Kim Kibum, you are so screwed. Get off

            my facebook account. NOW. Plus, stop swearing.

            33 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho is an idiot.

            31 minutes ago · 12 people

            Choi Minho NOW.

            30 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho needs a chill pill.

            28 minutes ago · 3 people

            Choi Minho Key…this is your last straw…

            27 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho looks stupid talking to himself on Facebook.

            25 minutes ago · 10 people

            Choi Minho That’s it. I’m coming over to your room NOW.

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho is like my grandma.

            22 minutes ago · 4 people





Minho stormed out of his room and into Key and Jonghyun’s room, only to be blinded by hundreds of sparkling necklaces and …bling.

“ARGH! This! That! What is all this junk!”


Taemin could hear Minho tripping over Key’s collection of golden beads, which were strewn out on the floor.


Ouch… that’s going to hurt for a while.


Bling bling.


No pun intended, Dal Shabet. Nope, none at all...


For some reason, I’ve always associated bling with burritos, but that’s just my personal thought…




What does bling remind you of, you?


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I'll be updating more regularly now! Thanks for all of you who stayed with my story! 

Oh yeah, did any of you watch the drama "Scent of a Woman" ?

IT'S SUCH A TEAR JERKER. I cried nonstop...

It was written beautifully, and the actors are just... so darn GOOD at crying scenes.


What did Noah, his family, and the animals eat while they were on the ship for 40 days?

Is that why we don't have unicorns? D:

Poor unicorns...


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Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin