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            Choi Minho May 25th. Woot.

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            Kim Jonghyun AND?

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            Choi Minho What?

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            Kim Jonghyun ….really?

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            Lee Jinki Today’s the 50% off select chicken!

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            Kim Jonghyun WRONG.

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            Kim Kibum Appreciate beautifulness day?

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            Kim Jonghyun Are you serious?

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            Kim Kibum I am so pretty! Oohlala.

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            Manager PAYDAY.

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            Kim Jonghyun I am going to kick all your butts tonight.

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            Kim Kibum Hit me baby one more time~

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            Kim Jonghyun you asked for it. WHERE IS MY FLAMMABLE PITCHFORK?!

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Kim Jonghyun SHINee’s 3rd Anniversary! Celebrate~ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ 

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            Kim Kibum LOL I TOTALLY KNEW IT! I am so smart. Am I what you call

            a  “genius?”

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            Kim Jonghyun 

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            Lee Jinki I’m really growing old… ㅠㅠ

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I’m so happy! For once.


Thanks you for being a Shawol, and supporting us!


Taemin loves you!


And you can ignore the other buttheads, who don’t even know it’s our anniversary.


As of May 5, 2011, is SHINee’s 3rd Anniversary!


Ever since we debuted three years ago, I, Taemin, have grown taller and manlier.


I’m quite proud.


I’m such a dandy, manly, lion.



Kim Jonghyun I can still remember how Taemin had a bowl cut…

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            Kim Kibum Ah, those wonderful days when everyone treated Taemin

            like a little girl~ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

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            Kim Jonghyun Some still do.

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            Kim Kibum s.

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            Choi Minho Um….what?

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            Lee Jinki Taemin is quite manly now….?

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            Kim Kibum Pfffffft.

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Choi Minho Taemin got taller too…I feel like I’m going to lose to him. ㅠㅠ

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            Kim Jonghyun Rejoice!

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Lee Jinki Remember when Key and Taemin made a mistake during our last

performance of “Noona Nomu Yeppo?” Those were good, old days.

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            Kim Kibum Don’t point our other’s mistakes. IT’S NOT NICE. PERIOD.

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            Choi Minho That was funny. Key was holding two microphones…

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            Manager THAT’S NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.

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            Kim Jonghyun HAHAHAHAHA I remember.

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Manager Remember when a really big light fell over and Onew fainted?

THAT was funny.

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            Choi Minho …..

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            Kim Jonghyun ……

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            Lee Jinki …..

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            Kim Kibum…..

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            Choi Minho That’s not a laughing matter…at all…           

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            Manager I WAS KIDDING, ALRIGHT?

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            Lee Jinki I HATE YOU, MANAGER! ㅠㅠ

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            Choi Minho You made him sad.

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Kim Jonghyun I haven’t grown since middle school!

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            Kim Kibum Yeah, you definitely got fatter.

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            Kim Jonghyun NOT ME. TAEMIN GOT FATTER. Besides, weren’t you the one with                 

            cellulite? GROSS.

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            Choi Minho I don’t get why you’re the one with the “y” image.

            Since you’re short, let’s have you and Taemin switch.

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            Lee Jinki A y Taemin and a cute Jonghyun? That works.

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So, here I am, playing Farmville, until my news feed was spammed with “Celebrate!” and “SHINee’s 3rd Anniversary!”.


My mood is going down, down, down ever second.


I couldn’t check up on my farm for a week because of my schedule… and now my crops died and my animals disappeared. Plus Jonghyun called me fat.


So sad.


I’m going to mope. And cry. And deprive myself of banana milk.


But I see a glimmer of hope.


A y Taemin?


I want.


It’s just that I’m too lazy to work out.


But I want to be y and manly.


Shawols, in one year or so, you will see me as the MAN. THE man. THE beastly MAN.


Anyways, thanks to all you Taemints out there.


But just to let you know, I hate mints.


You should be called TAEMINCE-PIES.


Get it? Mince pies?



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Kim Jonghyun Shine on and bling on, Shawols and Blingers!

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Kim Kibum You’re the key to my heart, lockets~ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

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Lee Jinki Eat more chicken, MVP’s. Yer?

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Choi Minho My thanks go to all you Shawols and Flamers! Please keep

supporting us!

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SHINee's 3rd Anniversary. 5/25/11

2008: Debut + First mini- album "Replay" + first award "Rookie of the Month" + First full- length album "The SHINee World" + Repackaged album "A.Mi.Go"

2009: Second mini- album "Romeo" + First single "Juliette" + Third mini- album "Year of Us" + "Ring Ding Dong" + Won Bonsang award at 19th Seoul Music Awards

2010: Second full- lenth album "Lucifer" + Repackaged album "Hello" + FIrst concert "SHINee World"

2011: Japanese debut "Replay" on June 22, 2011 


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Let's go eat french fries dipped in fruit smoothie.



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err4tic #1
Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin