Random Texts Part 11

artworkbin:

protect lee jaehwan, destroy everyone else in vixx. except hakyeon. and ravi… and leo… and hongbin… and hyuk…

wait…………………………………. my plan is flawed

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

draygonproof:

why do i stan this man

koishy:

my favorite type of men is ramen

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

the-fapulous-choi-minho:

pohroro:

pohroro:

taemin the type to open the door for himself and be like why thank you

key the type to make the guy holding the door for him say thank you

Onew the type to accidentally walk into the door and say thank you

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

teatrical:

i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere

“If you ever feel bad just remember that Daehyun fell in the bathroom and screamed for help but everyone thought he was singing”

—	(via livefastdiehyung)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

I noticed.

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the test life

me:i'm gonna make you mine
me:*right click, save image as*

lattaela:

what if whenever you’re hungry your stomach went RRRAAVEHHH

laptopped:

I found hope

inq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

interviewer:jinyoung, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
jinyoung:That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

kirschtein-relatable:

satan-official:

leepacey:

new tumblr virus warning: don’t click anything. just delete your blog

update: the delete button is a virus

plot twist: you are the virus

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

I have an ultimate bias

kpopfanscanrelate:

and a

first ever bias

singing bias

bias group

male bias

female bias

dancing bias

personality bias

acting bias

goofball bias

bias list ruiner

underaged bias

secret bias