Every K-Pop Group Rapper Ever.

Even the ones just debuting.

All of them.

(via pastelrachet)

imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

• begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
• erase when finished with the paper

inabasket:

I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.

fandomstuck:

tyrynosaurus:

fandomstuck:

no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter  again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON

We humbly regret to inform you that while your last post was highly informative, the usage of the letter-that-shall-not-be-written/spoken, was prevalent twice. Thus this warrant for your arrest, to be thrown in our castle’s basement for the entirety of the twelfth month.

Im in the prison right now it has excellent wifi

helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

sm0keblunts:

fandom-of-everything:

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

Is that why when you stop breathing you black out. 

GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

 

pyohohoho:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

apatheticghost:

shirts that get tight around the armpit

 

 

I ING HATE THIS SITE. IM ING DONE OKAY. THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL WHAT EMOTION THAT STUPID LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE FACE ON THE GOD DAMN SLICE OF CAKE IS TRYING TO PORTRAY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH ING A WALL

IS PARK KYUNG OFFICIALLY A TUMBLR MEME I’M GOING TO ING EXPLODE

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

funeral-march:

2013 is almost over and all i did was join more fandoms

artraved:

achievements of 2013

• ??
• ??????????
• ????!!
• ?????????????
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
• ??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!
• ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
• probably spent more time on the internet than last year

furr:

those arent bags its reverse smokey eyes 

holysheerios:

Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important

• me:*seductively runs hand through hair*
• me:*seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

ovtlaw:

How do u attractive

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

jonginmyass:

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

Not if you’re in an korean drama

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

 

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

asgardians-have-the-tardis:

dontforcethisgirltostand:

gaypee:

"hey what’s the date?"
"christmas 3rd"

THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME

I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE

ding dong dangit

gonna do this next time someone asks me what’s the date

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay

artichokehold:

im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*

yellowbabybunny:

jaegod:

did every mothering k-pop star get braces or some because i swear they have teeth ten times straighter than themselves.

#STRAIGHTER THAN THEMSELVES

• me at ten years old:i'm never going to download anything illegally
• me at ten years old:i'm never going to talk to strangers on the internet
• me at ten years old:i'm never going to give out any of my personal info
• me now:oops

• Person:Do you speak any languages?
• Me:Annyeong mother er oppa bbuing bbuing aigooo

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

officialunitedstates:

robottrex:

officialunitedstates:

i would not want to be named bert because every time you made a decision someone would be like are you sherbert

shut up

your name is bert isnt it

literally just destroy my laptop when I die, don’t even try to clear my history just destroy it

astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

• Me:For Christmas I want a boyfriend
• Santa:Let's be realistic

• me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
• me in the morning:AM I A ING IDIOT

deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles:

deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles:

sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY”

AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES”  AND HE YELLED “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” 

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW SHOULD I GO FIND HIM OHMYGOD

I FOUND HIM HE’S REALLY NICE 

GUYS I MADE A FRIEND

( amber: note that this is a tumblr-user inside joke and IDK WHY THE BLACK LINES ARE LIKE THAT I'M SO SORRY I'M TOO LAZY TO FIX IT HAVE FUN READING /SLAPPED )