Random Texts Part 4

kyung-soo:

why isn’t there a show where kpop groups switch maknes for a week and see what happens?? like can u just imagine how awkward and hilarious that would be

imagine sehun in BAP: “what is this comeback you speak of”

circumcisions:

exercise? *exersighs*

tophiebearrrr:

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

Everytime i go in public

me: why is everyone glancing at me
me: is there something on me
me: do i look extra ugly today
me: is it my face
me: they're laughing at me on the inside
me: they all hate me
me: they're plotting my death
me: guess what i don't like any of you

skellyteen:

if you can’t handle me at my worst then that because that’s all there is to me

elisaur:

i remember that one time oppa fell for me but then i had to tape my poster back on the wall

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your blog post

and holy i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

VIXX most of the time

N: 10% hitting the members and 90% talking.
Leo: 10% eating and 90% silent.
Ken: 10% being serious and 90% being a cute dork.
Ravi: 10% being cool and 90% snoring.
Hongbin: 10% abs, smiles and dimples and 90% Park Hyoshin.
Hyuk: 10% screaming and running from N and 90% fanboying over Naruto.

iseuli:

today at school i was writing something in korean and this girl was like ‘omg is that chinese??? can u write my nAME????’ so i just put 아니요 on a slip of paper and gave it to her

Bwahahahahaha kukuku huhuju

me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
me: of a tough week
me: of a bad month
me: of a terrible year
me: of a dreadful existence

jerkidiot:

to infinity and beyond done with this ing school year

Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

xshinolovebugx:

my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no

thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i
see
it
every
day
or
any
thing

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

sunalwaysshining:

youarelookingatthis:

jolivet:

youblowuponesun:

jolivet:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

urbancatfitters:

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

I just realized how strange this might seem.

cootiesshot:

one time my friend looked up ‘’ in Chinese and had a kid in our class write it on her arm and people started asking her what it meant and she told them “eternal love” and so someone took a picture of it and came back the next day with it tatted on them

"um how did you find out that i unsubscribed to you."

jaclcfrost:

holding the door open for people is very nice but also very dangerous because once u open it there’s the chance that people will just keep coming. and coming. and u will just have to stand there. smiling. as people keep coming through the doorway. and u are there. holding the door. unable to shut it. unable to leave. stuck there until the end of time