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The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness
person a: i have a confession to make. when i laugh, i do the luhan
person b: Its ok. When i dance I do the chen
person c: Don’t feel bad. When I draw I do the Kris
person d: it’s alright. When i cry, i do the suho
person e: i’m the worst. When i eat, i do the tao
person f: judging you all *do the sehun*
person g: Looks at you all like O___O * do the D.O
person z: forgot what i was going to add to this *do the yixing*
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America: We are diverse. We welcome all races.
*group of Asian girls win YTMA*
America: But wait
- mother: so...why is he your favourite?
- me: [cracks knuckles]
- me: [stretches]
- me: [turns lights off]
- me: [sets up projector]
- me: [opens powerpoint]
- me: allow me to tell you a thing
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll
Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping
But my dear, we’re still reblogging
Since there’s nowhere we’d rather go
let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
the amount of ‘nope’ that is happening in my life right now is actually ridiculous
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so ing happy
KPOP INSULTS:
1. Even Jonghyun is looking down on you
2. You’re just about as real as kwanghee’s face.
3. You make sasaeng fans look normal.
4. I’d say you have onew condition but that would be a insult to onew.
5. You’re more of a diva than key
6. Even Boyfriend doesn’t want you as their girlfriend…
7. that is not fantastic baby…
8. You’re so cold even ice princess jessica can’t stand you.
9. The english parts in SM songs make more sense than you.
every band has that one member who never says anything and looks
like they’re about 500% done with everyone else’s
OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
- Majority of the kpop idols : scared of sasaengs
- Leeteuk : Confuses sasaengs by following them when they are following him
- Heechul : Threatens to kill sasaengs
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