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The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness
 
 
person a: i have a confession to make. when i laugh, i do the luhan
person b: Its ok. When i dance I do the chen
person c: Don’t feel bad. When I draw I do the Kris
person d: it’s alright. When i cry, i do the suho
person e: i’m the worst.  When i eat, i do the tao
person f: judging you all *do the sehun*
person g: Looks at you all like O___O * do the D.O
person z: forgot what i was going to add to this *do the yixing*
 
 
 
  • America: We are diverse. We welcome all races.
    *group of Asian girls win YTMA*
    America: But wait

 

 

 

  • mother: so...why is he your favourite?
  • me: [cracks knuckles]
  • me: [stretches]
  • me: [turns lights off]
  • me: [sets up projector]
  • me: [opens powerpoint]
  • me: allow me to tell you a thing

 

 

 

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
 
 
 
 
 
 
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll
Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping
But my dear, we’re still reblogging
Since there’s nowhere we’d rather go
let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
 
 
 
the amount of ‘nope’ that is happening in my life right now is actually ridiculous

 

 

 

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so ing happy

 

 

 

KPOP INSULTS:
1. Even Jonghyun is looking down on you
2. You’re just about as real as kwanghee’s face.
3. You make sasaeng fans look normal.
4. I’d say you have onew condition but that would be a insult to onew.
5. You’re more of a diva than key
6. Even Boyfriend doesn’t want you as their girlfriend…
7. that is not fantastic baby…
8. You’re so cold even ice princess jessica can’t stand you.

 

9. The english parts in SM songs make more sense than you.
 
 
 
every band has that one member who never says anything and looks
like they’re about 500% done with everyone else’s
 
 
 
OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  • Majority of the kpop idols : scared of sasaengs
  • Leeteuk : Confuses sasaengs by following them when they are following him
  • Heechul : Threatens to kill sasaengs
 
 
 
 
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Vivalarevolution
#1
Chapter 217: Jaehwan and Taek do middle finger too. Like, WAY TOO MUCH
Vivalarevolution
#2
Chapter 166: You bet I know my Jaehwannie
yas-oppa-slay #3
Goodness so much to read yay thank you
kathalina_kat #4
Chapter 48: For INFINITE> KEEP CALM AND BE MINE.
BTS> KEEP CALM AND YOUNG FOREVER.
musicxweirdo
#5
Chapter 142: Who's the one with the picking of the nose and V sigh and the others where they stepped on his hand
musicxweirdo
#6
Chapter 94: She was my first bias, too!