I'm a NERD who fell for a North Korean KINGKA!
Description
You are a girl with a terrible background.
Your dad was an alcoholic who abused your mom every day, but your mom still loved him. One day, your dad came home with a pig and screamed at your mom for a divorce. He had fallen in love with the pig, whom he tenderly dubbed 'Porka'.
Your mom was very sad and cried a river. A long, winding river that would later be named the Han River. You felt terrible for her but couldn't do anything, as your father had already turned in the signed papers and eloped with Porka to Brazil.
That day was the worst day of your life, as your mom literally drowned in her own tears. Since you didn't know how to swim, you could only stand there and watch as she screamed for help and slowly sunk beneath the surface of the river.
From then on, you lived in your home by yourself. In spite of the trauma you experienced, you stayed strong and remained an A+ student and the best student in your entire school. However, you became taciturn and also adopted an atrocious sense of fashion, as you didn't have enough money to buy yourself decent clothes. You also worked as a barista to earn money in order to keep yourself alive.
One day, you received a strange looking letter. You opened it and squealed in delight! You had somehow received a scholarship and an invite to attend ILMR High (I Love Mitt Romney), the best high school in Korea! You would receive free boarding, food, and travel expenses. This was a great deal!
You couldn't wait! You immediately began packing your bags and set off for North Korea to attend ILMR.
Foreword
You
Name: ~~~
Nickname: Tilda
Hair Color: A beautiful shade of dark brown, so dark it looks black.
Eye Color: Blue. (look at the photo) When you were born, your fairy godmother gave you the ability to change your eye color.
Age: 16
Appearance: You wear extremely thick glasses because you are near-sighted from studying too much. Your fashion sense is okay, but you don't have enough money to buy decent clothes, so you cut out holes in trash bags for your head and limbs. Sometimes if you're lucky, you can afford plastic bags. However, you are a hot babe underneath the trash bags and glasses. Oh, and your crow's nest hair.
Personality: You are very kind and compassionate except to queenkas, because you read from fanfics that all queenkas are es. You are easily gullible and so innocent and naive that you don't even know what is. You are like the white angel that is surrounded by tainted, erted underlings. Oh, and you are a black belt in karate and a master of wushu.
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Infinite
Names: Woohyun, Sunggyu, Myungsoo, Hoya, Sungjong, Sungyeol, Dongwoo
The hot kingkas of ILMR High. All girls drop down dead at their feet except you. You think they are just normal people, but you slowly find yourself falling for all of them. The problem is, they are the adopted sons of Kim Jong Il and can only marry North Koreans.
They call themselves Infinite because the symbol for infinity looks like a sideways 8, and they are required to drink at least 8 glasses of water every day to keep healthy.
Please, please DO NOT PLAGIARIZE IN ANY FORM.
EVEN IF YOU COPY A SINGLE WORD, SUCH AS "THE", I WILL FIND OUT YOUR IP ADDRESS AND WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR NAME, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR SCHOOL, YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SUE YOU.
DON'T EXPECT ANY LESS.
If I catch you, I guess I will see you on Judge Judy soon.
Also, if you don't like my story, then go away! You have no right to ridicule and criticize the fruits of my hard work and creativity. I bet YOU couldn't write any better! So shut up unless you want to tell me I am the awesomest writer in the AFF community!
BOW DOWN TO ME, UNDERLINGS!
copyright 2012 shineecrazed
[If you guys are wondering if I'm for real or not, I am.]
EDIT 12.10.2012- I will be entering this in kawaiilove's Creative Ecstasy Writing Contest. You will all support me, right? Right.
EDIT 12.15.2012- Credits to AkaneX @Incroyable Panda for the bootyful graphic!
EDIT 2.24.2012- Credits to chiimii for the review, but liek OMG I DIDN'T DESERVE SUCH A BAD SCORE WTF IS THIS LIEK WHY THIS REVIEW... I HAVE NO WORDS. -____-
But since I have to, I'll give y'all the link.
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