The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri

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This is a CRACK fic. Made purely out of randomness and weirdness and things you've never thought of reading but probably had crossed your mind. No main plot whatsoever. So don't take this seriously. I'm serious. Don't take this seriously.

 

 

Kay. Here we go.

 

Characters:

The Queers

 

Kwon Yuri

Hyperactive Unexpectedly Conservative Mafia Daughter

 

Kim Taeyeon

Nose Bleeding

 

Choi Sooyoung

Conceited Shikshin

 

Kim Hyoyeon

Rude Troll

 

The Queens

Jessica Jung

Dictator

 

Hwang Tiffany

Religious Hot Chick

 

Im Yoona

Actress/Minion to any Mischief

 

Lee Sunny

Aegyo Queen with a Twist

 

Seo Juhyun

Uptight Gangstah

 

 

Foreword

 

Hey. What’s up? What’s up with that saying anyway? ‘What’s up’ If you take it literally, you’d be looking ‘UP’ right? Why don’t people say what’s down? Is it cooler if it’s UP? Oh yea. A lot of UP is cooler. When you’re UP on popularity, UP on the honor’s list, UP on your job, UP on your game, even a man’s d*ck when it’s UP.

 

Speaking of a man’s d*ck, I ‘dated’ a boy before. It was nice for awhile until something poked my leg one time when we were watching Mickey Mouse on TV. What? I was 8 at the time. I’m allowed to watch Mickey Mouse!  ANYWAY, it ended up with him showing me his ‘precious baby gun’ and I almost puked of how ugly it was. I remember myself shouting.

 

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!”

“IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS! EVEN YOUR DAD’S!”

“WHY IS YOURS DARK AND SO TINY!?”

 

Yep. I said it. The very sentence that could make a boy’s confidence plummet down the sink. So he ended up running to the door crying. And I swore by then that I wouldn’t date a guy with a d*ck anymore. God was I traumatized. But never did I know that only GIRLS didn’t have d*cks.

 

 

 

 

 

And that’s how I started my life of being Queer. Well, I was always odd anyway.

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Chapter 39: Aww wtf im actually crying
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Chapter 22: OOF hyoyeon's real fam
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Chapter 18: WHAHAHA THIS IS GETTING EVEN BETTER
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Chapter 11: Idk wtf i just read but that was hilarious
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Chapter 49: Jaja genial...al son de la popo
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Chapter 43: Que hermoso capítulo... Muero
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Chapter 32: Me encanto la primera temporada
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Chapter 21: De que escena o pelicula es el gif?