The Jealousy Plan (2)

The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri
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Chapter 25

 

"You know I wonder what Tiffany likes in you." Jessica told Taeyeon.

"Isn't it obvious that I'm sekshi." Taeyeon said in a matter of factly.

"You're short, you don't have abs, you have baby fat, your face is round, you have no eyebrow-"

"ARASSO! I get it! And I know now why Yuri runs away from you!"

"Why this midg-"

 

"Girls. You're supposed to be sweet. Now be good and give each other a sweet smile." Eunhyuk said over the radio.

 

They did as told. As fake as they could.

 

~******~

 

"Yuwree!" Tiffany huffed as she followed a running Yuri.

"Why are you so slow Fany-ah??" Yuri said as she hid behind a tree.

"Why are we hiding??" Tiffany finally caught up with Yuri.

"Because I wanna see clear proof so I could kill Taeyeon."

"You can't do that!" Tiffany punched Yuri's arm.

"Ow!!" Yuri hissed.

 

Yuri glared at Tiffany. Then she shook her head.

 

"Aniya aniya Yuri-ah. Ignore this girl. What's important is killing Taeyeon right now okay? Hwaiting!" Yuri chanted to herself.

"I told you, you can't-" Tiffany cut her sentence short when she saw Taeyeon and Jessica sharing an ice cream.

 

Tiffany pulled out her bible and prayed.

 

~******~

 

On the private bus now turned into a secret hideout. There were about 10 CCTVs with Leeteuk and Eunhyuk sitting on a pink and silver chair with silver dusts on studying the cctvs.

 

"Uh oh. This is bad Teukkie! Yuri's already on Anger level 1. One more wrong move from Tiffany..." Eunhyuk said darkly.

"Oh no! At this rate, Tiffany's the one who's gonna die Teukkie!" Eunhyuk gasped.

"Noooo!! Not my future daughter in law!" Leeteuk almost cried.

 

"Oppa you promised!!" Jessica dangerously hissed on the radio.

"Tip- M-my Ppani... da-dying?"

 

"Everyone calm down! No one's dying if we plan this thoroughly." Sunny stood up.

"Woaaah. Sunny jjang!" Yoona, Sooyoung and Hyoyeon who were sitting comfortably on a bed inside the bus clapped for Sunny.

 

Their body full of silver dusts.

 

~******~

 

"Arasso. Since my fellow pink comrade's life is in danger. Let's do this right. No more joking. This is business." Leeteuk told them.

 

"Ah jinjja. I think my love life is in more danger..." Jessica held her head in her palm.

"Aniya Shika-yah. Oppas got it. Don't stop believing." Taeyeon said with slanted brows as she the ice cream.

"Yah. We're supposed to share! Why are you eating it all??" Jessica said as she tried to get the ice cream from Taeyeon.

 

Uh. Nope. Taeyeon put the Ice cream inside leaving the cone outside.

 

"There. I have my saliva all over this ice cream. It's mine!" Taeyeon pulled the ice cream out and once again.

"Do you think I care?" Jessica leaned in and the other side of the ice cream.

 

Their noses touched and Taeyeon could only widen her eyes.

 

"That's right! That's it girls. You're doing it right. I'm so good at this." they heard Eunhyuk say.

"Oppa, you didn't tell them to do any of that." It was Sooyoung.

"No more food for Sooyoung!!"

"I'm sorry!!"

 

~******~

 

"Reasons to kill Taeyeon." Yuri wrote down on a piece of paper.

"1. Holding Jessica's hand.

2. Skipping holding hands with Jessica.

3. Smiling sweetly at Jessica.

4. Sharing an ice cream with Jessica

5. Jessica."

 

"Hey my Ttae Ttae didn't Jessica!" Tiffany repeatedly punched Yuri's arm again.

"Shut up or I'll kiss you to shut you up." Yuri threatened dangerously.<

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11/7 - Taeyeon's Egg Yolk was written and completed like 4 months ago lmao I was supposed to postpone updating until I've written the next part but miss Jessica Jung decided to trigger my yulsic heart so here it is.

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crizxii29 #1
Chapter 50: Author where dafak r u
Eris78
#2
Chapter 45: LMFAO!
Eris78
#3
Chapter 16: If ShinYoungie was actually the one in charge of that group…she’d probably have a whole liquor cabinet in arms’ length.
Eris78
#4
Chapter 14: LMFAOOOO, WTF. I’d pay money to see that.
Eris78
#5
Chapter 5: LMFAOOOOO! I forgot how much fun this crack fic is.
Kkomofam #6
Chapter 50: This is my fourth time reading this story, and everytime it always made me crack. Gosh... i hope you're back author. Please don't abandon this story
Muse_Lover #7
Chapter 50: So many chaos and madness!
With amazingly crack romance as well!
Please update soon~
I miss yulsic so much!
Thank you~
SevenL
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