Spying Discreetly

The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri
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"Yah." Yuri nudged Taeyeon and Sooyoung

 

The two were busy doodling on each other's hand and slapping each other while in class.

 

"What?" Both of them asked without looking at Yuri.

"What are you guys... doing for Valentine's Day?" Yuri asked timidly

 

They both dropped their pens and looked at Yuri at the same time.

 

"Are you serious?" Taeyeon in awe

"Did Jessica threaten you again?" Sooyoung gasped.

 

That morning...

*kring* *kring*

"WHAAAAT?!?!" Yuri yelled over her phone.

"Did you just shout at me?" coldness on the other line

 

Yuri widened her eyes. She looked at the caller ID. Terminator Sica. The !

 

"MEEE?? Shout at you? I would do no such thing! I was just singing." Yuri denied immediately.

"Huh. Really? What song?" Jessica egged her on.

 

Yuri told her mind to think think think. Aha!

 

"So WHAT! I'm still a rockSTAR! Na na na na na! So i can see YOU! and guess WHAT!" Yuri sang loudly.

"Tch. You got away this time Kwon Yuri."

 

Yuri sighed. Success!!

 

"Do you know what day is tomorrow?" Jessica asked her.

"Uh thursday?" Yuri answered.

"It's February 14. What happens on the 14th?" Jessica maintained her patience.

"Is this a trick question?" Yuri asked doubtingly

"JUST ANSWER ME!!" and her patience left her.

"Of course I know! I was just kidding with you. Eeeey. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY SICA JAGIYA!" Yuri started singing the Happy Birthday song but Jessica cut her off.

"My birthday is on April..."

 

Dammn!

 

"Joking again!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!" Yuri tried again.

"WE JUST GOT TOGETHER A WEEK AGO!!" Jessica exploded.

 

Uh oh.

 

"And our love just keeps on growing and growing!!" Yuri beamed, trying hard to salvage this ugly situation.

"It's Valentine's day! You idiot!" Jessica yelled.

 

Valentines. Yikes. Yuri didn't answer.

 

"What are you gonna do on Valentine's day?"

"Oh. Sooyoung, Taeyeon and I would probably throw eggs on the principal's house again. We've been doing it since we were kids. It's a lot of fun!" Yuri giggled.

"You're forgetting something Kwon Yuri..." there goes the coldness again.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Yuri scratched her head.

"You're forgetting... ME!!"

"OHHHH! MY JAGIYA! Do you want to go together with us??" Yuri panicked.

"NOOO!! You better do something Yuri... or else!"

"Don't don't don't don't do something to baby Mickey! I will give you the best Valentine's ever!!"

End

 

"HEOL! It's Valentines!!" the shikshin and the danshin screamed.

"CHOI SOOYOUNG! KIM TAEYEON! KWON YURI! DETENTION NOW!" their teacher yelled after throwing chalks at the three.

 

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11/7 - Taeyeon's Egg Yolk was written and completed like 4 months ago lmao I was supposed to postpone updating until I've written the next part but miss Jessica Jung decided to trigger my yulsic heart so here it is.

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crizxii29 #1
Chapter 50: Author where dafak r u
Eris78
#2
Chapter 45: LMFAO!
Eris78
#3
Chapter 16: If ShinYoungie was actually the one in charge of that group…she’d probably have a whole liquor cabinet in arms’ length.
Eris78
#4
Chapter 14: LMFAOOOO, WTF. I’d pay money to see that.
Eris78
#5
Chapter 5: LMFAOOOOO! I forgot how much fun this crack fic is.
Kkomofam #6
Chapter 50: This is my fourth time reading this story, and everytime it always made me crack. Gosh... i hope you're back author. Please don't abandon this story
Muse_Lover #7
Chapter 50: So many chaos and madness!
With amazingly crack romance as well!
Please update soon~
I miss yulsic so much!
Thank you~
SevenL
#8
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SevenL
#9
Chapter 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNNY!!!!!
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SevenL
#10
Chapter 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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