You, the asian reader, might think this asian story is over, BUT ASIAN BEHOLD! The asian dragon asian-sploded because of asian overload, and Cathy Friedrice floated down from the asian  heavens on an asian origami paper crane (as all asians do when they fall from great asian heights). Her asian panda rejoiced at her return because Cathy was the only one who feed the asian panda it’s asian bamboo and rice. This asian adventure was already getting exciting, and it’s only been a mere thirteen asian lines!