One Asian day in a normal Asian town in Asia, there was an Asian girl (from Asia) named Cathy Friedrice who wanted to explore the Asian land of Asia. She decided that her Asian self would bring along her pet Asian panda on her Asian adventure because why Asian NOT. So the Asian girl of Asia stepped out of her Asian house with an Asian backpack full of Asian supplies to survive in Asia and started on her Asian adventure. (Shortly after putting her single asian foot onto the asian road, a humongous and ASIAN dragon descended from the asian clouds and ate her asian self. She tasted like asian kun-pow chicken. THE END )