Straight as Cooked Spaghetti

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Straight as Cooked Spaghetti

[ PG-15 ] Kyungsoo tries hard to show his friends how straight and manly he can be but it all goes tumbling down when their new roommate, Kim Jongin comes to live with them. Meanwhile, Luhan and Sehun does everything they can do hooked them up and least to say; their plans are failing in every direction.

Foreword

Characters

Do Kyungsoo (19) - Byun Baekhyun (20) - Zhang Yixing (19) - Huang Zitao (19) - Lu Han (21) -  Kim Minseok/Xiumin (21)

       

Kim Jongin (18) - Park Chanyeol (20) - Kim Joonmyeon (20) - Wu YiFan/Kris (21) - Oh Sehun (18) - Kim Jongdae/Chen (20)

        

Prologue

 Kyungsoo let out a girly scream at the horrible mess made in the kitchen that used to be clean and tidy. He knew there was one couple to blame. Oh and how they would made life a living hell for Kyungsoo. Shouting like a megaphone that would even wake the neighbours up (because walking to their room was so last year), he screeched from the kitchen,

“Luhan, get your down here, NOW!”

“I can’t, my hurts from Sehun’s m-”

“Too much info, too much ing info!” Kyungsoo interrupted before sighing at the mess made in the kitchen, some had dollops of cream and strawberries he was going to use to make strawberry milk for his hyung whilst others look like… ahem… another sort of cream.

“Sehun, you better clean this up before Jongin comes to live with us!”

“Okay, umma!”

“I am not your umma, you stupid teenager with raging hormones!”

“Feeling the love… umma!” The older heard the other giggling, his nose flaring up and his eyes wide breaking the stereotypical Asian because no one, repeat, no one has ever had bigger eyes than Kyungsoo.

“Wait till you come down here, I’ll chop of your so you will have to bottom for the rest of your lives!”

“Gladly, I bet Luhan will make a-”

“I will really strangle you in your sleep Sehun, and then I will cut you into pieces and feed you to my pet shark!” Kyungsoo threatened not noticing a figure making his way carrying two luggages because somehow, the door was wide open.

“You h-have a pet s-shark?” Kyungsoo turned around bewildered by the fact their new roommate arrived so early and the fact he just walk through the door meaning he heard everything... absolutely everything.

“I-I c-can e-explain, Jongin-sshi?”

“He can’t really, he’s been gushing about you since you agreed to live with us.”

Oh how Kyungsoo wanted to ing kill Sehun right now.

 

Author's Note

Ayo! Wassup~? This is my first Kaisoo fanfic but I'll see how it goes...

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P.S This story will mostly be in Kyungsoo's POV. 

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Credits:  (Current) Credits to the most awesome poster @ delightful doodles

 

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