"Name?"
"Lee SooJi"
"Size?"
"1.61 m"
"Weight?"
"No comment."
"Age?"
"19"
'Date of birth? "
"01/23/1996"
"Blood type?"
"A."
"What schools have you attended?"
"School of performing arts, Seoul."
"Favorite colors?"
"Blue, pink, white and black."
"Idols?"
"NS Yoon G and 2NE1's CL"
"Favorite food?"
"Noodles."
"Favorite songs? "
"Lana Del Rey - Born to die, BAP all songs and NU'EST-also all the songs."
"Favorite movies?"
"Battle Royal, Wanted, GI Joe, Snow White and the huntsman and Rob-B-Hood."
"Who was your first love?"
"MinHyun." I said because I knew that his mother would like to hear that.
What a nice surprise that she came to meet me.
Minhyun stood nervously next to us and took care that his mother didn't say something embarrassing.
"I know you try to be nice but be honest, daughter!"
'Daughter, huh?', I thought and smiled
"Eeeeh~"
I was thinking. Should I really tell the truth?
"That's enough, Mother! Stop this nonsense! Jagiya, ignore!", Minhyun said.
"You don't have to answer these stupid questions!"
"Stupid questions?", asked aunty HyunAh. Yes, I called her auntie.
Of course she told me to call er 'Umma' but I just don't feel comfortable to say it.
"It's not nonsense! This is important!" she said and wrote something.
"Well who was your first love?", she asked again ignoring MinHyun.
I looked at them smiling.
Then I remembered my family. The family I never had.
"Honey?", HyunAh asked and looked at me.
"Huh? Oh yes." Oh whatever, there was no reason not to tell the truth.
"His name was Choi Junhong." Yes, that was the truth.
He was my friend years ago and he had helped all the time.
And he tried to saved me at the night as that with my Unnie happened.
But then he got shot and that was the end of the love story.
"Do you still see him?", MinHyun asked interested.
"Uh, no." What should I say? - No, he got shot when he was 10? Probably not.
"No, he moved." I said instead, and MinHyun nodded thoughtfully.
"Awwwww~ Are you jealous?", Hyunah asked.
"That's not it.", MinHyun said seriously.
"It's like I told you honey. Your her love, right SooJi-ah?!"
"Aah~ Deh.", I said.
HyunAh smiled and Minhyun formed words with his mouth: "Nado sarang hae~"
"Ok, who is your best friend?"
"Moon Melanie / Choi Zelo."
"One of your best friends is a guy?" HyunAh asked surprised.
"Uh... wel ... yes" I said and couldn't understand why she was so surprised.
"First Kiss", she continued.
"Now it's enough, Mother!"
Well... I kissed many times before, girls and boys, but there was only one boy I had kissed on the mouth.
"Choi Zelo." I said. I had no reason to hide it, it's past and it was an accident anymways.
It was at the time we were introduced to eachother.
He slipped and kissed me. Then he asked me if I wanted to make out more
and as answer I kicked him in the nuts and hit him in the face. He got a broken nose and then we were best friends.
"Your best friend was your first kiss?", HyunAh asked and MinHyun rolled his eyes.
Of course, he knew that, he has been there too.
"What's the matter with you, mother?", MinHyun asked.
Suddenly JR interrupted us.
"Excuse me? Sooji, here's someone who's asking for you. It's Aaron!", JR said pointing at Aaron.
"Oppa~!"
"Annhyung ~!" Aaron said and bowed.
I excused myself and went over to Aaron.
"Who is that girl?", Aaron asked. "She looks totaly hot!"
"Don't say that in front of MinHyun. it's his mother!", I said.
"Ohhhhh~ So you have already the 'Partens-meeting-part'? Do I hear already wedding bells?"
"Shut up, what are you doing here?"
In the recent weeks, we've become closer friends.
"Melanie-shi is concerned because you wrote in a note to her that you wanted to be home by 4 PM."
"Right. Crap! I'm sorry."
"She also asked me to give you this. You asked for it, she said."
"Why didn't she come by herself?" I asked surprised.
"She is busy, she said . I just wanted to hang out with JongUp but she said I should give you this."
"Busy? Yeah... probably with 1635th position in the Kama Sutra..." I mumbled and took the bag from Aaron.
'I asked for it?', I wondered, looked into the bag and prayed that Aaron didn't take a look inside.
Yeah it was that, I asked for....
'Well, that's probably not that kind of stuff, you wanna show your future mother in law.... Act normal!!!!'
"What's in there honey?", HyunAh.
"Never mind." I said and smiled.
"It's y underwear.", Aaron said smilying and sold me out. I mentally passed our. He did look in my bag...
"Lingerie?"
"Yes, SooJi's Unni has asked me to give her this.", Aaron said and I gave him 'the look' and he hoped would died right now.
'Why on earth didn't I bought this stuff by myself??? Or why couldn't Unnie wait? Or she should've give it
to me personaly!', I asked myself, although I knew the answer.
First Because I had no money and didn't want to take MinHyuns credit card he gave me.
Second Because she was my Unni and she thought perhaps I need it immediately. Sure, I had planned to have
with MinHyun straight for here on the salad bar...
and third she was busy on her own 'salad bar' with JongUp, I guess...
Aaron grinned at me.
"May I see?", HyunAh asked.
'May I die right now', I asked myself and gave her the bag.
"Wow~ I think, that will suit you great!"
Please what? My mother in law had just accepted my plan to seduce her son?
I felt like my eyes would fall off.

"Are you ready, dear?", she asked and waited outside the door of the storage room.
"I don't what he's doing to me..." I mumbled. "Yes." I yelled and she opened the door.
All were staring at me and MinHyun's face turned bright red. So he decided to save the rest of honor his girlfriend
still had and throw herself between me and the others.
"Thank you, Oppa!" I yelled to Aaron between MinHyuns shoulders through.
"You're welcome!" He said in perfect English, grinning.
MinHyun closed the door.
"I should have throw her out. Oh yes I should have done this...", he said to himself and went the
room up and down without looking at me as I git dressed.
"It is my café. I can kick her out!"
"She's your mother honey." I said gently as I finished dressing.
"Thank god, you're still talking to me. I'm so sorry," he said, looking at me. He came up on me
and hugged me. I laughed bitterly.
"Jagiya Jagiya ... I don't love you less because of yor mother! I love everything about you, including your
parents. I mean, they made a hoty like you, I'm really thankful!"
He laughed, took my hand and opened the door again.
I avoided eye contact with the other, as I quickly sat down on a table.
"MinHyunnie~ I'm going back home.", HyunAh said.
"Thank god.", MinHyun said but HyunAh acted as if she didn't hear.
"I hope we meet again, SooJi!"
I just nodded with a smile and she disappeared.
I sighed and sat down beside MinHyun as he grabbed my hand.
My cell phone rang.
"What is it now?", asked MinHyun and I looked at my phone.
"Melanie." I said.
"Yobuseyo?"
"Annhyung~ Sooji-ah where are you?"
"I'm at Shanghai Café. I forgot the time, I am sorry and I also recieved the bag from Aaron.
Busy, huh? "
"Eeee .... r .... Yes ... Sorry~"
"I'm fine. I'm comming home now. I'll take MinHyun with me.
Do we have enough food?"
"Yes, we expected you would take him with you. We have meatballs with kimchi. And just for your info
JongUp and I cook together! "
"Yeah~... Well, I have to tell you something, Unni. See you soon."
"See you, honey."
We hung up.
"Ok, today I invite you at my house." I said and put my phone in my pocket.
"Uhhh~ Sounds lovely. JongUp will also be there? Then we could have a little
I mean... with your beautiful new things!", he laughed.
"Ahhhhh! Don't remind me~" I said, standing up and pulling him with me.
"JR! You're ok to be alone here? See you later, buddy!"
"See ya, old man!", he said and raised his hand.
I just nodded at him and we left everything behind.

"Melanie-ya!" I called and already smelled the delicious aroma of meat.
"Ah~ My sunshine is finally back, I was worried Jagiya!", Unni said and hugged me.
"Why do you always have to kitnap my girl?", Mel joked and hugged MinHyun who smiled.
"Nice to see you again.", MinHyun said and smiled at Mel.
"Come on in, yehtura~! Make yourself comfortable! JongUppie-ya! Are you done?", Mel asked into the kitchen.
"Almost! But Jagiya! Could you remove the dog from the kitchen? This is very unsanitary."
"Yeah you're right." I said and whistled so the doggies came.
"Come on baby, we should sit down.", I said, pointing the couch.
"What were you guys doing?", Mel asked and sat down in the chair.
"We were doing IT..." I said sarcastically and she grimaced.
"Ha ha.. that was not what I meant ..."
I told her about my day and the lingerie, but we were alreadyable to laugh about it , so it would soon be forgotten.
Suddenly there was a ring at the door. Mel jumped to answer it and I looked at JongUp, who frowned,
Mela opened the door and I pushed a meatball in my mouth.
MinHyun laughed about my looks now.
"You look like a fish, Jagiya. Chew!", he said and didn't stop laughing.
"Smartass..." I squeezed out between the meatball and began to laugh by myself.
Aaron and Ren entered the room.
Everyone stared at ren. He was wearing a pink dress, of course they were staring.
"Oh, right! We have to explain something." I sai, and gulped down the meatball.
Ren sat down with a red face to my left and MinHyun who sat to my right squeezed my hand. I patted him on the hand.
"It's not as bad as it looks." I said. "He is not gay and doesn't want to change his ."
I saw the first breath.
"Then why did he dress like a woman?", Mel asked.
"Because he can!" I said, rolling her eyes. "No." I said and started to talk about Baekho.
Ren sat next to me and affirmed my words. I was glad that I could at least help him a little.
After explaining everything, the situation was more comfortable and we even began to laugh together again.
I was glad that they didn't judge him.
"Do you have the job?", I asked.
"Yes.", Ren said.
"Hmm... Now you have to pretend, you were a girl all the time..."
"Yeah~. I won't work for a long time. Just till I have enough money to move.", Ren said.
"You want to move?", Mel asked and everyone looked at him. He nodded.
"Whether you believe me or not, but I have a girlfriend and we will move together.", he said proudly.
"Ooohhh~ how beautiful," I said and smiled.
"Yeh! But... well I don't know if this is the right time to tell you but... You have to help me again...", Ren said and looked down.
"What's the matter?", I asked worried.
"Can ... can I talk to you alone?"
'That can't be good.', I wondered, looking at MinHyun.
"O. .. ok. Then let's go to my room.", I said, releasing MinHyuns hand.
Ren knew the way already.
Ren sat down on my bed and took Biene on his lap, which he found there.
"What are you waiting for, Ren? For the resurrection of Jesus, what is it?", I asked worried.
"I ... I ... I cheated Jiyon ...", he admitted.
"Who?", I asked.
"Oh! My girlfriend.", he said.
"Aiiiish ~" I moaned.
"But that's not the worst .."
'Super... 'I thought.

"HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT???!!!" I screamed and heard footsteps.
"Sooji? Where's the problem?", Mel asked, came in the room & closed the door behind her.
"On the bed and act Romeo's death-thing..."
"What's the matter?", Mel asked anxiously.
"Ren? Maybe Mel  could help us..." I said and meant Mel sat down.
He nodded.
"What's that all about?"
"I just wanna tell you again, Ren's not gay! Ren has a girlfriend!... Buuut he cheated on her with a guy. With this Baekho guy, but he
didn't noticed that Ren is a guy... "I said quickly.
"It was an accident!" , Ren added quickly.
Mel stared wide-eyed at the floor.
"An accident? What did you do? Are you slipped and fell in his private parts?" She exclaimed, standing up.
"Oh God, I gotta get out of here before you fall down and get me pregnant!", she screamed and went away.
"Ok, she won't help us..." I said, and Ren buried his face in my pillows.
"How did you do this anyways? I meant, he didn't noticed?" I asked after a while. I was already a little curious.