Chat 19: That Time of the Month (Tao, Kris, Xiumin, Baekhyun & Luhan)

EXO's Chat Room!
Kris.Duizhang started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz.
 
Kris.Duizhang: Hey where’s my bb cream?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Are looks all that matter Kris?
 
Kris.Duizhang: What?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: When you die, can you bring your bb cream with you? Can you bring your looks with you?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu Pandaz: I had a thought about that. Humans fight so much for the great when we’re alive… but when we die, we can’t bring any of it with us to the grave.
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Why am I an idol? I make so much money but I can’t die with it…
 
Kris.Duizhang left the conversation.
 

BaoZi started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz.
 
BaoZi: Yo yo wanna go eat some fried chicken together kiddo?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Fried chicken?
 
BaoZi: Yea :3
 
Kungfu Pandaz: You know, I sympathise with chickens. They spend their life thinking the people who raised them were the most beautiful people on earth, and then they die.
 
BaoZi: What?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: It’s depressing
 
BaoZi: How is fried chicken… depressing?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: that the people you love the most end up hurting you the most.
 
BaoZi: but it’s just fried chicken…
 
Kungfu Pandaz: I think if all the people in this world saw a chicken get killed, 90% would become vegetarians. That blood and screeching of the chicken reall digs into my spine.
 
BaoZi:
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Do you want to go eat though?
 
BaoZi: … no I think I’m gonna go on a diet.
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Have you ever thought about morbidly obese people and how they feel when you say you’re on a diet, but you’re perfectly fine?
 
BaoZi: Bro it was a joke
 
Kungfu Pandaz: This world lacks so much empathy it sickens me. You can never know how someone of that big size feels and here skinny people like you are trying to be skinnier.
 
BaoZi left the conversation.
 

SunGun-Baekhyun started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz.

SunGun-Baekhyun: Yo yo yo I need to learn some wushu, teach me
 
Kungfu Pandaz: You know, there are 2 types of people in this world
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Yeah! 2 people = you and me, let’s go!
 
Kungfu Pandaz: No, 2 types of people, think about it.
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Smart people and dumb people :)
 
Kungfu Pandaz: There are people who are actors, and people who are reactors
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: OH I GET IT
 
Kungfu Pandaz: … You do?
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME SOME CONFUSCIOUS SAYINGS TO GET ME INTO THE FIGHTER MOOD? YAY~~ HIYAH! *flyingkick* ^_^
 
Kungfu Pandaz: No
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Oh.
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Think about it, if someone doesn’t act, there would be no reaction from another person.
                              If two people were in love, one person needs to act and confess for the other to react         
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: … what the flying phoenix…
 
Kungfu Pandaz: If two people were enemies, one person needs to throw the first punch for the other to react
 
SunGun-Baekhyun left the conversation.
 

Luhannie started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz.

Luhannie: HELLOOO ^_^ JUST WANTED TO SAY… TAO SMILE WHEN WE TAKE GROUP PICTURES! :)
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Why?
 
Luhannie: Why? Well because you look better smiling in a photo :)
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Society is cruel isn’t it?
 
Luhannie: Huh?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Why must people smile in photos? Why can’t we all frown?
 
Luhannie: Because it doesn’t look good when you frown…
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Is it because society makes us think it doesn’t look good? To belong we must all smile in photos?
 
Luhannie: Um... Tao it’s just a photo
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Why do we obey society so much when good people get ridiculed anyway?
 
Luhannie: Aren’t we talking about photos…
 
Kungfu Pandaz: You know what society calls good people?
 
Luhannie: Um good people?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: No, idiots.
 
Luhannie: What?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: It is impossible to be a good person in this society. People will only judge your sincerity and step on you.
 
Luhannie left the conversation.
 

Luhannie started a conversation with SunGun-Baekhyun, BaoZi and Kris.Duizhang.
 
Luhannie: Guys wtf is wrong with Tao
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: WTF WAS THAT EVEN TAO
 
BaoZi: He was like possessed by the devil or something man wtf
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Luhannie: I told him to smile more in photos and he gave a whole speech on belonging to society and how good people are idiots
 
SunGun-Baekhyun:  WTF I ASKED HIM TO TEACH ME WUSHU AND HE GAVE ME A LESSON ON HUMAN PHYSICS
 
BaoZi:  Man I asked him to go eat fried chicken with me and he turned me into a vegetarian
 
Luhannie: WTF
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: WTF
 
Kris.Duizhang: I asked for my bb cream and he gave me a lecture on death
 
Luhannie: LOL
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: LMAO
 
BaoZi: Ok Kris LOL
 
Kris.Duizhang: ಠ_ಠ  how is that funny
 
Luhannie: I have no idea LOL  bb cream
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Is Tao in his ‘dark’ period again?
 
Kris.Duizhang: beats the hell out of me.
 
BaoZi: Seems like it.
            Um, guys, Tao just threw away some of his Gucci stuff
 
Kris.Duizhang: WTF WHAT
 
BaoZi: Yeah, like those classy shoes from last month…
 
Kris.Duizhang: WTF NO
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Why are you so worked up Kris, it’s his stuff LOL
 
Luhannie: He must be really depressed, I’m worried guys…
 
Kris.Duizhang: I BOUGHT THAT FOR HIM AND HE’S CASUALLY THROWING IT AWAY
              WTF NO. MY MONEY

BaoZi: LOL he’s not even worried about Tao
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: LOL money > people
 
Luhannie: XD
 
BaoZi: Wait but speaking of Gucci... it's the 14th right?
 
Luhannie: OH YEAHHHH! Doesn't Tao usually buy something new from Gucci every month on the 14th?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kris.Duizhang is now idle.
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Ok apparently Chanyeol asked Tao to borrow a shirt and Tao gave a lecture about society and why we can’t all be strippers
 
Luhannie: Sehun asked about the time and Tao gave him a lecture about monkeys not knowing the time wtf
 
BaoZi: wtf
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: wtf
 
Kris.Duizhang: Fixed
 
Luhannie: Fixed??
 
BaoZi: ?
 
SunGun-Baekhyun: Huh? Fixed what?
 
Kungfu Pandaz changed his nickname to GUCCI LIMITED EDITION BAG IS MINEEEE :3
 
Kris.Duizhang: Somebody burn down Gucci stores, please.
 

A/N: Moody Tao = philosophy Tao hahaha. Hope you guys enjoyed this! Idk why but it was funny to type about Baozi and his fried chicken XD. New poster is up! I hope you guys like it hehe I enjoyed making it.

AFF started this voting thing too? I noticed 6 people voted for this story? WOAH thank you so much! :3 You guys make my lonely day nice <3

 

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Baekhyun_kaepsong #1
Miss this so much, it used to make me laugh so hard :(
DubufulKoala #2
Read more chapters tonight it is really fun to visit this hahah
sirchenchen
#3
Chapter 29: So like, I was going through my subscriptions, right? And I find this story, and the only chapter I could remember was the copy pasted face as a virus chapter and I'm surprised I didn't remember more because just rereading all the chapters I was laughing so hard.
HarmonyAngel #4
Chapter 29: I remembered that this fanfic existed tonight and I did not stop until I readall of it over again.
10/10
Best fanfic.
shinkhin103 #5
hi lycheeroses! i'm a big fan of EXO and I really love your fic "EXO chatroom". so can i translate it into Vietnamese? i will link this page. please contact me soon. thank you.