So the other day, one of my friend’s I haven’t talked to in years emailed me a list of these FMLs that she actually saved on a document somewhere on her computer because we laughed so much over them back in the day. Y’all remember FML? Lol, how far the internet has come, huh?

Anyway, I was sitting in front of my computer cracking up at them, and there was one that just really killed me and thus, this fic was born.

Don’t even ask, honestly, this thing started out as crack then kinda started becoming serious and now I’m not actually sure what it is. So yeah. Read at your own risk, I have no clue what this even is.