[A/N: Ayo Wadduppppp. How you guys rollin? Haha! I'm on a roadtrip right now, and I'm writing this in the car. Hehe! Poster by FeiFeiMa. Thank you for the posters you sent me! @_barbekyu on twitter, heehee. I'm a ninja hehe...]

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>>> YE JIN'S POV<<<

Now that EXO is one, Mr. Soo Man also declared that EXO can't fit in one dorm, so EXO-M will have to stay in a separate dorm. 

Their dorm's just one street away from the EXO-K dorm, and just across Jinri-eonni's pad. It's so convenient, really.

I've only been around for a week. My job isn't a pain in the . A kindergarten could do my job an still perfectly manage.

Maybe I'm exaggerating.

Okay, I was bluffing. My job as EXO-M's all-around worker is quite the challenge.

The only good side is that no one is suspicious about my identity.That's what I think, of course. I'm going to keep pretending. I won't let suspicions be the ticket to my revelation.

On a similar context, I think I'm friends with EXO-M now. Kris, the leader, is the lazy one, but he disciplines EXO well. 

 Then there's Chen and Xiu Min. Awww, they're very easy to order around, but they're the sweetest and friendliest.

And excuse me, for I have a noona crush on Tao. I know, I know. It's nothing serious. I don't really see him as handsome, but I feel so motherly over him. Besides, he's a crybaby. When Mr. Soo Man accepted my proposal on EXO, Tao cried because he was overly happy that they'll be one again. Heeheeeeee. Oh boy, you are such an oyster.

Tough on the outside, soft on the inside.

SHISUS. Ye Jin, you just fail at comparisons! Tao, an oyster? Heeheeeheeeeeee. I can't stop laughing.

Oh, I think I missed out someone.. What's his name again? Lei? Aniyo.. Ah! Lay… Uh, I don't know. He's not Mr. Sunshine, but I guess he's just like that. I couldn't care less.

Going back to my tiresome job, whoa. 

Fudgery. Their dorm is soooooooo annoyingly cluttered. The dorm is so sleek and modern, but they make it look like a haunted house. 

Socks are everywhere, boxer briefs are hanging carelessly on their bedposts, and gross. They wear each others' socks.

Aish. There's only one room that's always clean. I applaud you, whoever you are. 

>>>LAY'S POV<<<

My curiousity heightens each day. I d