To Chorong

I heard from my mom your parents are away so you will be alone tonight?

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Yes you heard that right.

From Chorong

To Chorong

Won’t you be afraid?

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Afraid of what?

From Chorong

To Chorong

GhoOOOoooOOoosssstttt

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

If you’re trying to scare me you are not going to succeed.

From Chorong

To Chorong

The ghosts from all the chikens whose feet you ate might come back to haunt you while you sleep.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Ha ha ha ha ha you are so funny you should go audition for Gag Concert.

From Chorong

To Chorong

No.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Why?

From Chorong

To Chorong

Because I will be much more popular than I am now and my overwhelming popularity will bring you disturbance.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Thank you for your concern but you should stop living in fantasy. YOU ARE NOT POPULAR.

From Chorong

To Chorong

Jealous.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

Am not.

From Chorong

To Chorong

If the chiken ghosts come to find you tonight don’t come knocking on my door.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

I won’t. I’m fourteen and I’m matured and grown up and independent lady.

From Chorong

WOOHYUN sent you an instant message.

Woohyun: Did the chiken ghosts come yet?

Chorong: No.

Woohyun: Okay. Tell me when they do.

Chorong: They will not come!!!

Woohyun: Whatever you say. Hey, do you want to hear a story?

Chorong: What story?

Woohyun: A story my hyung told me.

Chorong: What story?

Woohyun: JUST LISTEN FIRST!!

Chorong: OKAY!!! DON’T SHOUT!!!

Woohyun: I’M NOT SHOUTING!!

Chorong: YOU ARE NOW!!!

Woohyun: Oh right sorry. Anyway back to the story. My hyung said, there was this one neighbourhood, just like ours. They were very friendly and close. There were many kids who always went out and play together in the evening, some came home at night but the parents were never worried because the neighbourhood was very safe. Then someone new―a strange looking man―moved in and lived in a house that had been abandoned for so many years. Then after a while the number of kids started to decrease. One by one went missing and was never found again. Then the people there started to investigate the case. Then―

Chorong: There’s so many thens!!!

Woohyun: Listen!!

Chorong: Okay, sorry.

Woohyun: Then one day, someone saw a dog coming out from that man’s house with a bone in its mouth. Then that person quietly went to peek inside the window which happened to be left open. Guess what that person saw?

Chorong: What?

Woohyun: I told you to guess!

Chorong: I don’t know!

Woohyun: You didn’t even try!

Chorong: Okay! The man was watching television?

Woohyun: No! There was a dead body of a kid on the man’s table and he was eating the kid’s feet.

Chorong: YAAAAAAHHH!!!

Woohyun: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Woohyun: Chorong?

Woohyun: Choorooooonnggg?

Chorong has logged off.

To Chorong

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PEED ON MY BED AND TOLD MY MOM I DID IT!!!

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

IT’S YOUR FAULT!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THAT STORY!!!

From Chorong

To Chorong

What happened to you being fourteen and matured and grown up and independent?

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

I hate you.

From Chorong

To Chorong

Says the girl lady who came knocking on my door in the middle of the night wearing Power Rangers pyjamas holding a drool covered teddy bear after hearing a made up horror story.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

It was made up?!

From Chorong

To Chorong

Yup.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!

From Chorong

To Chorong

kekekekekeke maybe I should consider auditioning for Gag Concert.

From Woohyun

To Woohyun

I’ll be your number one anti.

From Chorong.