Don’t you just hate it when girls are prettier than you? It makes your self-esteem lower by a substantial amount and you’re self-image is shattered like a busted mirror. It makes you think so lowly of yourself, and then when you finally pick yourself up off the ground and out of the gutter, another beautiful person knocks you down with an uppercut to your self-confidence.

Yeah, pretty much. Am I right?

Yeah, try having a whole entire country of boy idols prettier than you. Their hair, clothes, faces, and bodies are all slimmer, straighter, prettier, and more delicate than mine. Could you even begin to imagine my self-confidence? What I have to go through every day when I see them on billboards and in stores?

Now try magnifying that by ten thousand due to the fact that one of these pretty-boy idols is my best friend. Oh yeah.

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 Did you hear that—that noise that sounded like a plane crashing into the titanic while it was sinking in the Bermuda triangle while struggling against a natural disaster? Yeah that was my self-esteem as a girl going down the drain.

Choi Minki. Ren. NU’EST’s mood maker. My best friend. Whatever you wish to call him, he is the ruiner-of-self-confidence and he doesn’t even notice.

With his perfect, porcelain skin, and full shaped eyes, he looks like a doll that you would sit on a shelf, never to play with in fear of breaking. His hair is softer than an alpaca after a long conditioner bath, and it’s not hard to see why people thought he had walked into the wrong bathroom when he went into the men’s restroom. And don’t even get me started on his personality.

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Okay, you got me started.

He is the nicest guy in the entire world. He is funny, sweet, careful, and he is the best friend anyone could ask for. No matter how busy he is he always makes time for me.

Hmm? Do I LIKE him? Well of course I do; what’s not to like.

… OOOHH…

Well…yeah…in that way too, but he doesn’t need to know that.