not just ONE but FOUR freelance projects you can do FOR FREE!

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[l*nkedin ad] invest ur time and stocks in ur favorite person..!

its probably not us, its probably some fictional character

Foreword

JOB VACANCIES NEAR YOU

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Friend 1
Requirements & Description:

  • oa (mdni)
  • i use both male (jacob) n female (yunjin) fcs
  • i game (genshin n plato atm)
  • i watch movies n series if u ever wanna hb.. specifically a weeb haha . hahaha.
  • is up for a sposes too
  • basically my interest changes twice a week
  • unless u caught my attention then maybe i will hyperfixate over u :)
  • Please Talk And Annoy Me (and i will try my best to not ghost u)

 

Friend 2

Requirements & Descriptions:

  • oa (mdni)

  • gmt plus

  • sfw but jokey jokes ok (to a certain point)

  • illiterate don't ask me to plot

  • fcs whoever i wna be (BE WHO U AREEE 🌈)

  • interests: none rn Maybe U..? :) kidding my interests range from Chainsaw Man to cheesy romcoms so u can talk to me abt anything rly

  • my red flag is i listen to Taylor Swift n Niki

 

Friend 3

Requirements & Descriptions:

  • oa, mdni, .

  • changes fcs every 3 years because i'm too lazy to switch things up, usually male (+ female).

  • an employed plus with horrible attention span (boys planet ep 2? hmu).

  • gets called practical but is actually a delusional himbo with heavy fujii kaze tendencies. #REAL.

  • used to play genshin & bloons td6. ar 56? 57? 58? asia. carry me? LOL.

  • genuinely down for whatever (hyperbeam, spotify, plotting sessions, plato, book recs, etc). + the chances i'll be down to listen to u rant about ur stinky neighbor is also 99.9%.

 

Friend 4

Requirements & Descriptions:

  • , so be too.
  • either chronically online or a ghost. i reply too fast or i dont reply like.. ever
  • fcs range from boy groups (just txt) to girlgroups (just lsrfm) to others (inanimate objects and anime girls)
  • red flags include: nitroless (generous ppl hmu), being too into webnovels and webtoons, nongenshiner who thinks wanderer and kaveh are baby girls, 
  • will 300% gush about current interests. tried and testified by many friends
  • problematic opinion of the day: furries carry the backbone of this society (theyre rich as hell)
  • send me music recs + friendship is only built upon similar music taste :) YOverdose by Natori enjoyers hmu :)

 

Send your Curriculum Vitae (CV) discord tag to our PM if you're interested. A cover letter isn't mandatory but will be much appreciated. Salary can be negotiated. :)

 

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