“...That was close,” Minjeong heard Attractive Girl #983 groan to herself, “The GL deities are so hell-bent on playing matchmaker, aren’t they?”

Minjeong paused in her steps. “Stop there,” she turned around to stare at Beautiful Girl #983 sharply. “‘The GL deities?’” Minjeong repeated in disbelief, “Are you… aware, too?”

The corner of her eye twitched, and the stranger cautiously asked back, “…aware of what?”

“You know exactly what I mean,” Minjeong gave her a scrutinizing look. “Tell me, have you also been plagued by cliché GL plots even though you’d rather die than participate in one?”

✿✿✿

Inspired by A Man Who Defies the World of BL, but make it GL - with some modifications.

Rating: G. Genre: Romance, Crack, Comedy, Fluff, Alternate Universe - A Man Who Defies the World of BL.

Main Pairing: Kim Minjeong/Yoo Jimin. Length: Two-shot.

Other Pairings: Park Sooyoung/Kim Yerim, Ning Yizhou/Aeri Uchinaga, Park Chaeyoung/Kim Jisoo, Mina Myoi/Im Nayeon, Naoi Rei/Kim Gaeul, Anton Lee/Park Wonbin.

TAGS: fake dating (not really), mentions of overly dramatic and cliché plots you can think of, cousin (Park Sooyoung/Kim Yerim), K-drama references, failed attempt at comedy, humorous ending, there’s very little angst and it’s for comedic purposes, you can tell i wrote this while laughing because it’s so unserious (lmao.)