pls, sit on my face. haha...too forward? i can't help it. i wanna be really blunt from the get-go that this isn't gonna be your 'we fall in love and get married and have babies' kinda ad. unless....? you're also into breeding???

anw. i'm looking for:

- jeno.

- jeno's . 

- most importantly, jeno's .
 

no, the shape or size doesn't matter. no, i don't care if slightly used— i'm the kinda guy who's into repurposing if you know what i mean. no, i don't mind if it's attached to a banging body and cool personality (damn...this is starting to sound a bit objectify-y..i just want a dumb little baby, man ) at this point, I'm severely dehydrated after months of thirsting over jeno.

whether you're built like a tsundere or a himbo, i'll worship that like it's my last meal 😞 I'm a jaemin fc, mark sometimes so there's that. I'm a vers with dom lean (disclaimer: nondomhetnsa.) I don't know what else to put since this ad was solely written to quench my thirst for eating you out and spoil you. we can also game or smth. or you can c*ckwarm me while i do. uh. 🤨

 hit me up with your tag/un if this made you drip with slick (??)

obviously, mdni.