I'm trying to be your girlfriend without really being your girlfriend, is it working?

• Not looking for oomfs, we can pretend to be oomfs though. This is a rent-a-oomf service.
• Lf: hands to hold, bodies to cuddle, shirts and hoodies to steal, laps to warm.
• I can't work with "hi" and "hello" surprise me with a back hug, a kiss to the cheek, take my hand so I can elope with you... Allow me to do the honours if you're shy, love me a shy boy.
• So very painfully straight. Even more painfully vanilla or convince me to try something..
• Be as dirty or as soft as you like with me. I'll be blushing either way.

If we're not vibing feel free to ghost me, it's okay.. if the vibe is off I'll cry anyway.. people more important to me than my life have ghosted, I'm okay with it, I swear..

OOC

• Replies are either super fast or sporadic.
• OA, and I'm expecting you to be too.
• Plus points if you fc mun's biases... I will simp, I will cry!! Kun, Jaehyun, Rowoon, Eunwoo, Moonbin, Younghoon, Juyeon, Kai, Lay, Mingyu, Jungkook.. or any tall soft boys because they deserve the world! If you fc DPR Ian I will d word. This is a literal simp ad.
• Too dumb to plot but if you want to plot scandalous love affairs and angst, I'm in.
• Prefer to have some form of roleplaying as I can be quite dry when conversing casually depending on who I'm talking to.
• is okay, but mun has avidly written ghei over the years, so you know my area of expertise heh but I'm trying to write a straight female fc. Pwp is fine as long as it doesn't occur often.

line id is starchasmnyx or pm me with fc, id, 'x' or 'o' ?and I'll greet you with a x or a o lmk which.