1. rfiend #1 AKA Anonymous for s4fety reasons

at the ripe age of 54 he is still looking for Anybody (all welcome he is despeatre) 

he is a skz fc but hes normal i promise you. and he wil fc anybody for you if you ask cutely. 

he is lf cute and outgoing friends for now but wont say no if things evolve into smth more<33 romance<3 

he is sfw and not sfw depends. on you.

will neflix and plato w u!!!!! he is super fun and will do anythng if u ask. also he needs movi and book recs. 

2. feriend #2 AKA M0mmi Luvr!!!

at the ripe age of 50 he is still SINGLE and looking for a mommi (friends) :3 

he fcs juyeon for the mommiez but is willing to try new fcs for you. he said "nobody fcing jeongguk i will cpdp tho".

he is LF anything really... friends fwbs mommies (yveses pls interact) just fill his void... lone wolf looking for some company... sfw or not sfw he does not mind, that is up to you.

offers cuddles, huggles, smoches, and a good time ;) PLUS MORE IF U ASK IDK DISCUSS W HIM!

m0mmy luvr is a student so he tends to get busy on some days, but will try his best to give you the attention you deserve. <3333

plays genshin (has baal btw). plato. :3 likes study sessions, cpdps, astrology talks, matching status and tuttuururu. will watch stuff with you on his free days <3 no anime & plots tho sowwy.

ps. he is shy at first but wont shut up once you get to know him!

pss. ghosters dni he will cry (REAL)

3. frend #3 AKA svbmiss1ve and br33dable (Lies)

he is a n sfw tbz fc( currently hyunjae) would change if u wanna cpdp 

wishlist:

• to cpdp xiao and venti with you.
• to have a z3peto date with you.
• you.

facts:

• only accepting men with firm big t1ddies (this is a joke, flats are welcome too)  and MOMMIES
• has w1ld goodnight stories to tell
• fuwwy dater
• tz: europe (not wh1te tho)
• hes into deep talks <3 or talking sh1te about exes

he is offering doodles, hugs cuddles n smoch <3 (author's note: he is cute and cuddly and likes attention, and wants to hear abt ur day.)

HI.

fls are ia, but the fishies are available on discord, please pm your tags if interested :3 and state which friend u want to take home. or all. thank yu. 

and sorry for censoring every word aff hates us.