"Two wrongs don't make a right but two negatives do make a positive."

When two not-good people meet each other and find themselves good for each other. 

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"We slept with each other two times! Two times!" I yelled at him as I stood in my robe in front of a Jungwoo who was trying to cover himself up with a blanket. "Yesterday, we said explicitly that we would not sleep together and we would not talk about it. What happened?"

"You happened!" Jungwoo snapped, pointing at me. "You happened, walking into the hotel room with your bra and underwear as if I'm not a man!"

I fumed, glaring daggers at him. We had so much to do, so little time, I did not even think that my relationship with Jungwoo would come this far. 

"So..." I began, Jungwoo sniffling and pulling the blanket up. "One more time?"

"Yeah, baby," Jungwoo said, winking.

"Don't be weird or I'll chop your off." 

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"You know how they say bros before hoes?" Jungwoo asked me and I nodded. "Well, you're my bro and you're also my hoe so 2-in-1!"

"Did you just call me a hoe?" I asked back and he blinked. "Did you just-" 

"Bro," he whispered to me.

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"You're my coffee in the morning and my shot of whiskey at night. You're a pain in the and you always think you're right. But I want you to be my pain in the and I want to be overcaffeinated and I want you to get me drunk. I want the sloppy kisses, every bad joke you crack, and your 3 a.m alarm clock because you're poor as and need to make those midnight sales."

"Did you just call me poor?"

"What I'm saying is..." Jungwoo paused. "You're flawlessly imperfect and I want it all!" 

"Jungwoo?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut the up and make way for the old woman." 

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I never worry, life is a journey
I just wanna enjoy the ride
What is the hurry? It's pretty early
It's okay, we'll take our time