Fake Couple

SPIN-OFF: EXO Lu Han's Snobbish (Man Hater) Soulmate [PLEASE DO NOT TRANSLATE/PLAGIARIZE]
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[A/N: I'M HERE! AND I'M CREEPING from the bedroom. I feel alright, just an annoying headache is driving me nuts, but all good, all good. kyuhyunwfiey is back with Chapter 35, and mianhaneyo,I wasn't able to update last night,but I have PLENTY OF PICTURES to compensate for my absence. Teehee.]

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>>> LU HAN'S POV<<<

You can call me vain, narcissistic, and metroual, but… heck.

I spent two hours choosing what to wear for the double date. 

Obviously, I wanted to look good for that snobbish lady.

I had a haircut, dyed my hair dark brown, and threw all my clothes on the bed.

Perhaps I tried on 50 different outfits, yet I felt dissatisfied. 

What type of clothes does she like on guys?

I scratched my head and logged in to our Youtube page. I read all the comments for my dance solo.

My beautiful fans are spazzing over my chest.  HANCHEST KILLED ME, LU HAN OPPA IS SO Y, GAH. LU HAN.ME. BED.NOW.

Hmmm. I cannot help but feel flattered. Seems legit. Thank you, girls,clothing problem solved.

I smiled at the mirror and admired the beautiful upper body I have.

Then I wore this v-neck shirt with the deepest neckline and my badass leather jacket.

Bam. Now, fall for me, my Lullaby.

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And about the kiss…

Perfection would be an understatement.

The leather jacket worked. 

I don't know how she took the kiss, truthfully.

I wouldn't mind if she just kissed me to hide her shame from Kim Himchan.

Whatever. Eat your heart out, douche.

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>>>CHAE RIN'S POV<<<

It was heaven. It was hell. He took me to the extremes.

I was about to run away, defeated, but this crazy- handsome Lu Han shocked me with his boldness.

As he pulled my body, I heard him calling me, "Honey."

Oh. Lu Han and I knew exactly what to do.

We'd play lovers in front of Himchan, to show him that I'm not "forever alone girl."

That's right. I'd show Himchan that I "have" my own guy.

And then the lip happened.

I refuse to call it a kiss.

It was more than that. My lips…..

have sinned

Like Romeo, Lu Han kisses by the book.

But not just an ordinary book….

A book that Lu Han wrote himself….

His lips do wonders.

Sing, hypnotize, and kiss….

His expertise….

….

Lu Han did not let go of me after that. Himchan and his girl stood in front of us with astonished faces.

Problem with that? Envious?

"Oh I didn't notice you two there." Lu Han sarcastically told Kim Himchan.

Himchan faked a smile. "Yeah.. Seems like it… " He uttered.

They knew each other because B.A.P AND EXO are friendly rivals in the K-pop Industry.

"So Himchan-ssi, is she your girlfriend?" Lu Han asked. He was referring to the girl in Himchan's arms.

Himchan nodded. "Yep. Choi Hye Seuk." 

Hye Seuk eyed me like a gorgon and looked at me from head to toe.

"And I'm assuming that my friend Chae Rin is your girlfriend?" Kim Himchan said.

Your friend? Go to hell, please. I can't believe we're engaging in a talk like this.

Lu Han scoffed and caressed my face. "Oh, Chae Rin's my angelcake. And she told me

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russroulette
#1
💗💗💗
Faedra
#2
Chapter 12: Gosh, I didn't think this was possible, but I love this story. It's sad, kinda funny, and different from usual reads. It's kinda nice to see Lu Han in a different way lol. I was also listening to Stars and Moon by Ivy Shao when she lost her brother and it seemed to fit in so well. :) As much as I hate his character, I gotta admit he is lovable and has his charms. Hehe.
Alanakim #3
Good story ❤
-2Mirae-
14 streak #4
Chapter 60: How cute... if only they confessed earlier then they could be lovey dovey in many chapters XD
vanillamochis
#5
Their relationship is like a rollercoaster
vanillamochis
#6
Much love for. This
whoisyouz #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3