[A/N: Double update! I like spoiling you guys.. KEKEKE. Devil Lu Han with the squishy cheeks. PICTURE-HEAVY CHAPTER.]

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>>> LU HAN'S POV<<<

Idol life can get boring sometimes. My everyday routine is so monotonous.

I barely sleep.

This insomnia is killing me. 

What I do has its own downs. I can't go out in public. I don't get rest.

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

I mean, for sure, my buddy, Se Hun is having the time of his life every time he comes home to Joo Young.

My dongsaengs are not insomniac. FML.

Idol life can be boring. Sure, I love my fans. But to rehearse every single day, go to our schduled activity and be swarmed with intrigued ain't a joke.

Sometimes, all I need is some thrill. So maybe finding Chae Rin's weakness is my thrill.

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I can't get anything from her. 

ARGH, SEONG CHAE RIN. You're so hard to read. I hate you and your addicting personality.

.... I went to SM Building early that day because I was bored.

5:45 P.M.

"METAL" by EXO blasted through my ear phones. Gahd, I love my voice. 

As I scurried along the walls of 14th floor, I stopped dead on my tracks.

Since when did SM allow kids inside the building?

There is a motherfriggin double-eyelid kid who looks like a boy and a girl at the same time.

Okay. I confess. I hate kids, but this squishy androgynous kid standing in front of me looks just like me.

Cute. Angelic.

This is going to be interesting.

"Hi. What's your name?" I asked casually.

The "ulzzang" kid stared at me with cold eyes.

"Noona told me not to talk to strangers." He answered then turned his back AWAY from me.

BWO? Noona? Noona? Coordi noona? Geez.. This kiddo is sooooo stingy.

"Noona? You have a noona here?" I asked.

"CHAE RIN NOONA." He whispered.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Chae Rin noona?

"Seong Chae Rin? The one with huge dolly eyes?" I asked.

The little boy nodded.

HELL YEAH. No wonder this kid is snobbish too. His noona is no other than the clumsy cruel witch, Chae Rin.

Seriously? They have the same attitude. Hu-hm. This boy right here might be my ticket to a show called "SEONG CHAE RIN'S WEAKNESS."

Yes, Lu Han, genius.

I smiled gently. "Do you want ice cream?" I asked.

He stared yet again. Aish..... This boy... testing my patience. 

"Aniyo." He replied.

I sighed and face palmed myself. Looks like I need to use my ultra high charming angel pheromones on this kiddo.

So composing myself, I gave him my kindest smile and leaned towards him.

"Hello. I'm your guardian angel sent from heaven. My name is Lu Han.. How is my child?" I asked, but I made sure that my voice was very harmonious. I was almost humming when I said it to him.

Smile some more, Lu Han. Bat your eyelashes. 

Instantly, the kid's eyes lit up. His jaw dropped. "Annyeong. Take my hand,