jongin: do you think there are fanfics of shrek?

taemin: i looked it up and theres on aff

jongin: omg i gotta read that send link

taemin: https://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/888547/ogredosed

mark: wHAT THE ACTUAL ???

a/n: dont look that link up, its cursed.

a/n 2.0: if your stubborn still looked it up despite my warning, here is some eye bleach >🧴🧽