taeyong: im going out

ten: where are you going

taeyong: im gonna hang out with friends to play mario kart and mario bros and then lie on a trampoline that is not on its hole only to get stabbed by grass

ten: ...???

taeyong: ill be home before dinner

baekhyun: what if you are the dinner

yukhei: yum

taeyong: mom come pick me up these people are terrifying

taemin: omw