Oneshot.

When Wendy was forced to join a suspicious show.

 

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"I said No!" Wendy struggled to get her arms out from Yeri's grip

"I've registered our name" Yeri grumbled "Don't be a baby, help me win the gift!"

"I'm not gonna trade myself for some concert tickets, let me go!"

"Seulgi, hail a cab. Quick!"

The said girl waved her hands diligently

"Seulgi, i'll eat all your gummy!" Wendy threatened her

Seulgi stopped waving and stared at Yeri

"I'll buy you a month worth of gummy and you can come with me to RV concert!"

Seulgi wore a big smile and waved again, excitedly

They looked like bunch of dorks

 

**

 

In the cab

Wendy (forcedly) to sit in the middle, yeri and seulgi are keeping her in her place.

"For love of Giant...why me??"

Yeri smiled wickedly "Because you've never interested with anyone, you're perfect for this"

"Of course me and Seulgi will join too, but you're my golden card"

"Me?" Seulgi pointed to herself "I thought it's only Wendy"

"Yes. But i changed my mind. The more the better"

"But..Sooyoung will kill me"

Wendy snorted "Good. You're going down with me" still bitter that her roommate choose gummy over her

"Leave Sooyoung with me" Yeri persuaded

"The last time i heard that from you, we almost lost our kitchen" Wendy huffed

"I swear Yeri, if this show is requiring me to wear weird dress or doing weird pose, i'll dump you from my bff list"

 

***

 

Wendy has a sudden stomachache when she saw lot of people waiting inline. They're mostly good looking and has nice body.

What show is this?

She mustered her courage and tapped a person beside her.

Yeri, Seulgi and Wendy are on separate waiting room, waiting to be called inside.

"Um.. excuse me, what's show is this?"

The girl beside her looking at Wendy weirdly

"Um..it's..."

"Son Wendy!"

She jumped "Y..yes?"

"Come inside"

Wendy looked at the girl

"You'll be okay" the girl winked "Fighting!"

Wendy walked into the room timidly.

She saw 2 woman inside. A brunette and blonde

The blonde woman asked her to sit.

"So...what is your favorite food, cutie?" The brunette asked her

"Um" Wendy is unsure "Yo..."

"Mee ? Aww"

"What kind of question is that Jisoo-ah?"

The blonde scolded the brunette

"Sorry, got carried away" The brunnete named jisoo, coughed and looked at Wendy's profile "I see, you are a hugeeee fan of RV"

Huh?

"Wow, she even know the total of Irene's mole. Daebakk...is it including in the..you know"

"Yaa, kim jisoo!"

"So..sorry. I don't know who..." Wendy flushed "My friend wrote that for me"

"Then why are you here?" the blonde woman raised her brows, unpleased

"Do you know us?" Jisoo asked again

"No, My friend wants to win some concert tickets" Wendy said truthfully "I was kinda forced to join"

"Hmmmmm" Jisoo smirked "Do you see what i see Jennie??"

"I don't" Jennie, the blonde said boredly

"I'm not sure, what kind of show is this?" Wendy said again "Can you just give a pass to my friend, her name is Kim Yerim and spare me?"

"Ha!" Jisoo smiled widely "Now do you see what i see?"

"For the love of bumblee bee, i don't jisoo!" wendy can see that the blonde girl is somewhat scary

"Ok, you're passed! Welcome to the 'seduce 101' show...see you on stage!" Jisoo winked and gave a paper to her

 

**Earlier, before Wendy's turn

 

"My name is Kim Yerim, I'm a huge fans of RV. My motivation to join this show is to get the concert tickets, obviously. If I don't pass this audition, it's okay as long as you give a pass to my friend Son Wendy. She'll win it for me"

"From scale 1 to 10?" Jisoo rolled her pens "How confident are you with her skill?"

"10 out of 10" Yeri smiled widely

"Ohoho" Jisoo wrote something on her paper 

"Jisoo, Irene will be mad if you screw the audition" Jennie glared

"Nah she'll be happy, I just improvise it"

"Okay, you're passed! So is your friend!" Jisoo clasped her hands

"Wowww, thank you. Jisoo-nim"

 

**After Yeri's turn

 

"My name is Kang Seulgi" Seulgi said

"What is your motivation to join this show?" Jennie asked, tiredly. She auditioned more than 200 people already with the same damn question

"To get more gummies"

"..."

"I swear, we got more and more weird people coming" Jennie mumbled and was about to cross out Seulgi's name but Jisoo held her hand

Pit-a-pat, Am I blushing?? Jennie covered her checks and went to lala land

"But the prize is not gummies, far better than gummies. No offense, i'm a huge fans of gummies too...anyway that a lot of gummies i've mentioned here" Jisoo chuckled

"My friend Kim Yerim told me I can get more gummies as long as i bring Wendy here"

"Hooooo" Jisoo smiled "Can you give me more info about your friend 'Wendy' ?"

"She's super nice & like pampering others, she makes me breakfast every morning. She loves animals but very dense with human's relationship, maybe she isn't interested with love? she's a veterinarian by the way. I hope she'll get a pass and win"

"Hohoho I see" Jisoo smiled again "You're passed"

"Eh ?"

 

**

 

Lunch time

At a burger joint near audition place

"I can't believe I'm passed" Wendy mumbled while staring at her burger

Yeri and Seulgi looked at each other. They kind of framed Wendy.

"My friend, Seulgi and I will be on the stage too. Do not afraid"

"What is this show about? they told me it's called 'seduce 101'. Do i have to crossdress and seduce people ??"

Yeri snorted "Yah, what kind of show do you usually watch at home?? This is just a normal show where you should stay still when someone try to seduce you. You have to pass 3 stages of seduction and you'll win!"

"What kind of normal show is that?" Seulgi was shocked "I cannot join!"

"Me too!" Wendy shrieked

Yeri give an eye signal to seulgi 'You can fail yourself but not Wendy'

"Think of it as a challenge. You like challenge right? Plus i heard the prize is not only concert tickets but also a rare breed of cute puppy that you'll love, Wendy" (Yeri just made up a lie)

"You're lying" Wendy scrutinized her eyes 

"I'm not! If you don't like the other gift, i'll buy you that pomeranian puppy you always want. Just try it with me pleaseeee"

"Ok" Wendy said, unsure

What a cutie, easily sold by a mention of puppy

 

**

 

The BIG day

Yeri, Seulgi and Wendy arrived just in time with the other 30 participants.

They were all excited except Wendy and Seulgi.

Wendy mainly because she's still suspicious while Seulgi she's afraid of Sooyoung's wrath (her girlfriend) but still want her gummies.

"Check, check 1, 2, 3 I love you" Jisoo appeared with a mic

Instantly all the participants chanted her name "Jisoo-nim, jisoo-nim"

"Who is she ?" Wendy whispered to Yeri

"Jisoo nim? She's one of SM's director. I think she'll be the MC today"

"Ooh" Wendy nodded, she's weird

"Hello there warriors! In 30 minutes we'll start to record the show so i'll read the rules" Jisoo looked at the long list in her hands and then...she threw it

"Screw that" Jisoo smiled "You only have 1 rule in order to pass all 3 stages, no matter what, do not smile or turn around to look at the person whose seducing you, you can talk back but no smile or look back. Stay till for 1 minute and you win"

"Oh that's easy" one of the participants said

"It is" Jisoo winked "You will be grouped into 3 for stage 1, the winner from each group will go to the next stage"

"This show will be aired next week so don't make a fool of yourself because we'll show everything, no filter!"

Gasps

"Are you ready??!"

"Yeahhhhh"

 

**

 

Stage 1: The careless whisper

Yeri, Seulgi and Wendy are placed into different group

Seulgi's group went first

3 of them were seated back facing each other with 2 metres distance and wearing headphones so they won't know what happens behind them.

Seulgi was so nervous when she heard her name being called by Jisoo.  The MC asked her to put away her headphone because it's her turn now.

"Do not look back, okay" Jisoo ordere